I arrive constantly and multiply when ignored.
What are emails?
The company where the Scranton branch works sells this office product.
What is paper?
This household member often makes surprise appearances during meetings.
What is a pet (or child)?
The “King of Pop” released a song that made the moonwalk iconic.
What is “Billie Jean” — Michael Jackson?
The longest running broadway show in NYC
What is the Phantom of the Opera?
I hold papers together but I’m not glue or tape. What am I?
What is a paperclip?
This salesman is known for pranks involving Jell-O and staplers.
Who is Jim Halpert?
You confidently talk for two minutes before realizing this embarrassing video-call mistake.
What is being on mute?
“Since you’ve been gone…” — rock anthem of 2004.
What is “Since U Been Gone” — Kelly Clarkson?
What is red and green?
I have keys but open no doors, and coworkers use me all day.
What is a keyboard?
Michael frequently hosts these unnecessary gatherings instead of working.
What are meetings?
You panic when this meeting notification pops up two minutes earlier than expected.
What is a calendar reminder?
This duo asked, “Hey ya!” in 2004.
What is OutKast?
The most populated borough in New York
What is Brooklyn?
I connect everyone but fail at the worst possible time.
What is Wi-Fi?
Dwight declares this identity proudly: “Assistant to the ___ Manager.”
What is Regional?
You say “Sorry, you go ahead” repeatedly because of this video delay.
What is audio lag (or delay)?
“Skyfall” — James Bond theme sung by this British singer (2012).
What is “Skyfall” — Adele?
What SoHo stands for
What is the South of Houston Street?
I have a face and two hands but no arms or legs.
What is a clock?
Kelly works in this department focused on customer feedback.
What is customer service?
You spend five minutes saying this classic tech-support phrase.
What is “Can you see my screen?”
“Accidentally in Love” played in this 2004 animated film about talking animals.
What is Shrek 2?
The names of the two lions flanking the New York Public Library
Who are Patience and Fortitude?
