Family Ties
Pam named her son Philip, after her grandfather, Angela named her son Phillip, too, after who?
Her cat
Johnny Depp
Dwight temporarily left Dunder Mifflin for a brief stint working at this Big Box office supplier
Staples
My Humps, Black Eyed Peas
Michael's ringtone
Do you really expect me not to push you up against a wall, biotch?
Prison Mike
Offended by Pam's out-of-wedlock pregnancy, this family member threatens not to attend the wedding
MeeMaw or Sylvia
This actress was the source of an episode long debate on whether they were hot or not
Hilary Swank
While working at a telemarketer to make extra cash, Michael sold this
Lipophedrine, or diet pills
Pam & Jim's Wedding
A mop? I'm not here to learn how to mop, I'm here to learn how to play hockey.
Michael Scarn
Sasha or Toby's daughter
This actor was the spokesperson in the Sabre employee video
Christian Slater
At this previous job, Michael's lines included "Welcome, we have a special on Khaki Pants today"
Men's Warehouse
American Pie, Don McLean
Cemetery, Chair Model Lady's Grave
Nice to meet me, how do you like your eggs in the morning
Date Mike
This is the name Andy was first given at birth, it was changed to Andy a few years later
Walter Bernard Jr.
Michael thinks he sees (and goes up to) this comedian in New York City
Tina Fey
This fast food restaurant proved to be too much for the likes of Erin Hannon
Taco Bell Express
Rockin' Robin, Bobby Day
Andy's Ringtone
I say, I say, I say, I'll sit on you!
Michael Klump
At Schrute Farms, Dwight's cousin Mose offers this instructional class
Table Making
At an office supply convention, Michael meets this football star, who he says got his nickname because "he's afraid to fly"
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis
After being booted from Dunder Mifflin, Jan became the CEO of this company
Goodbye my lover, James Blunt
Michael listens to the sample after Carol breaks up with him
..His lack of vision get's him into all sorts of trouble, the women in my improv class absolutely hate him
Blind Guy McSqueezy