Office Shenanigans
This mysteriously disappears every time someone brings it to work.
What is lunch from the fridge?
The face you make when your call goes PERFECT.
What is the victory smirk?
The animal that secretly runs the internet.
What is cats?
What you bring when you walk into the office with snacks.
A: What are good vybz?
The real reason people open Google Meet early.
A: What is to see who else is there?
The universal sign that someone does NOT want to be bothered.
What is headphones on?
The favorite word of every customer who’s not listening.
What is “Huh?” 😩
The official drink of “I’m tired but I’m still here.”
What is coffee?
The playlist that magically boosts productivity.
A: What is anything with a beat that hits?
The only time the entire office goes silent.
What is when someone important joins the call?
The sound that terrifies every agent mid-call.
What is “Can I speak to your supervisor?” 😭
Something agents pretend to have even when the shift is dragging.
What is energy?
What suddenly becomes impossible the moment someone watches you.
What is doing your job normally?
: The thing that drops faster than Friday afternoon motivation.
A: What is the vibe after a long call?
The item always missing when you need it most.
What is a working pen?
The unofficial sport of every office.
What is chair rolling?
The moment you start praying the supervisor doesn’t listen to that call.
What is the auto-quality-review panic?
The universal solution to all office problems.
What is “turn it off and back on”?
The magical phrase that turns the team up instantly.
A: What is “Game time!”?
A: What is “Game time!”?
: The superpower agents gain from lots of experience.
A: What is muting faster than lightning? ⚡
What everyone suddenly becomes when snacks appear.
What is Usain Bolt? 🏃♂️💨
What agents actually deserve after surviving Monday.
What is a trophy, a nap, and a raise?
The dance move performed when your transfer finally goes through.
What is the quiet seat wiggle? 💃🕺
The reason everyone shows up for team meetings.
What is the potential of snacks and gossip?
: The thing everyone does even though they know they shouldn’t.
What is checking the clock every 10 minutes?