Who said it?
Michael Scott
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100

“Today, smoking is going to save lives.”

Dwight Schrute

100

 What food does Michael force Kevin to eat?


Broccoli

100

Which of these items was NOT in the teapot that Jim gave to Pam for Secret Santa? 

his Yearbook Photo / Movie Ticket Stub 

Mini Golf Pencil / Hot Sauce Packets

 Movie Ticket Stub

100

What vegetable does Toby bet the Office they can replace Creed's apple with, without him noticing?

Potato

100

What is Andy known as on the internet by the final episode?

Baby Wawa

200

“Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes?”

Oscar Martinez

200

 How much money does Michael donate to Oscar's newphew's charity not realizing that it's a per mile donation?


$25.00

200

What sauce does Kevin request to go with his New Year’s resolution broccoli?

Hollandaise

200

Jim placed a computer macro on Dwight's computer to type What word instead whenever Dwight tried to         type his name.

Diapers

200


What is the name of Meredith's stripper son?




Jake

300

“I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid.”

Phyllis Lapin-Vance

300

What is Michael’s real order at Hooters?

A gourmet hot dog

300

What does Pam like in her coffee?

Sprinkle of cinnamon

300

Jim told Dwight that there was an abandoned child in the women's bathroom. When Dwight went in to save         the child he saw what?

Meredith on the toilet

300

What are the two baby names on the M&Ms during Jan's baby shower?

Chevy & Astird

400

“You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you want to look away from but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you.”

Pam Beesley

400

 Why is Michael afraid to move to Colorado?

The television channels will be in the wrong order.

400

What's Creed's website (which is actually just a word doc that Ryan set up for him)?

www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts

400
What does Dwight do to catch people in the act?

Whip open doors

400


 What are the themes of each of the three rooms at Schrute Farm, also known as 'The Beets Motel'


America, Irrigation, Nighttime

500

“Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.”

Stanley Hudson

500

What game does Michael say he plays every night before bed?

“Who Would You Do?”

500

At the end of the episode "Survivor Man" what is on the sweater that Michael is wearing?

Battlestar Galactica

500

After a bad performance review Jim and Dwight have to role play. What is the name of the fake client that Jim plays?

Bill Buttlicker or William M. Buttlicker

500

When Dwight is explaining his perfect crime, what's the name of the girl?

Tiffany

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