Don't Quit Your Day Job
Who is rumored to have submitted an application to become a social media ambassador for Papillon Bistro? (approval still pending)
Martin Smith
How many weeks was Jude on the team full-time?
14 weeks
Who messaged Brittany asking about that morning's attendance while she was screensharing during last year's offsite?
Jason Morris
Who is the Dallas Datasite rep's favorite analyst on our team?
Reese McKell
Whose look alike is the elf from Rudolph?
Nick Laszlo / Alex Frankenfeld
Which former employee's OBA (outside business activity) was writing improv poetry for the general public in the park?
Michael Baruch
How many real assets dedicated team members are there? Can you name them?
9: Wes Bender, Jon Standen, Brennan Verhalen, Bobby Erickson, Matthew Matejka, Barrett Mize, Caleb Shillinger, Trey Saleeby, Enayat Kapadia
Who infamously proclaimed "we can't be stopped" and then ... stopped?
Matt Wesley
Who is often referred to as the real life "American Psycho"?
Tommy Schiager
Who takes every PTO trip to Vegas but never gambles (of course)?
Danny Vegas (Villegas)
Who are the unofficial team therapists?
How many conspiracy theories does David Ostow believe in? (bonus points if you can guess his favorite (not actually))
All of them
The CIA killed JFK
Instead of looping in their legal counsel post-pitch, this prospective client accidentally tagged in…
Nigel Dawn
Which duo did CPPIB refer to as "the British guy and Sherlock Holmes" following their market update presentation?
Joe Slevin and Ben Carper
Who got in a car accident while going into the office on a Sunday? (double whammy)
Nathan Ashley
Whose application to become a 2024 intern staffer was denied?
Gary Robbins
At what time was this team member seen at an off-itinerary bar during the Austin offsite dancing by themselves in flip flops?
3:00 AM, Andy Nick
Which former team member was caught enjoying a much-needed nap following an informal holiday gathering on one of the office benches?
Aaron Choi
Which MD traveled to a buyer event and was forced to share a room with a stranger from Neuberger Berman?
Rich Saltzman
Chae Park / Zach Nulisch