HOW SWEET *Candy Edition*
Hospital Bill
100 Grand
LLama
11 months
AGAIN
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
How many diapers does the Average newborn use in a day?
8 to 12
Epidural
Twizzlers
Rabbit
28 to 35 days
" I don't care who started it, I'm gonna _______ ______!"
FINISH IT
What is Forrest Gump's Password?
1Forrest1
How many bones does a newborn have at Birth?
Between 270 and 300... that'ss nearly 100 morn than the average adult as bones fuse together with age.
Breastfeeding
Whoppers
Goat
5 months
"I brought you into this world and I can _______ ______ _______!"
TAKE YOU OUT
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Kneecaps
Instead of bone they have soft cartilage in their knees which allows for flexibility and cushion for them while learning to crawl. Kneecaps start developing between 2-6 years of age
Twins
Twix
Elephant
18 to 22 months
"Close the front door, were you _____ _____ ______ ______?"
BORN IN A BARN
What happened when the frog parked illegally?
They got toad!
How far can a newborn see most clearly?
8 to 12 inches away from their face
Sleepless nights
Opossum
12 DAYS!!!!
attitude, it for you
When does a joke become a "dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent!!
When does a newborn start to smile socially?
between 6 and 8 weeks old,
as they start to recognize faces, engage in eye contact, and feel secure. While early, fleeting smiles in the first few weeks are often involuntary reflexes, the true, responsive smile usually develops by the end of the second month.