Early Years with John
This is John's middle name.
What is "Marvin"?
John's date to his senior prom.
Who is Emily Roberts?
John's first musical theater role.
Who is Nicely Nicely Johnson?
When John said he fell on his sunglasses in the park, this is what really happened.
What is getting his first hickey?
There are this many boroughs that John has an opportunity to live in while in NYC.
What is 5?
The name of the first university that John attended.
What is Belhaven University?
This is who John petitioned to get kicked off of student council in high school.
Who is Jillian?
This was the show that John dropped out of the day before opening night.
What is "Last Chance High"?
John was a founding member of a cult in high school, and this was it's motto.
What is "hail prophet"?
This is how many times John has been to New York.
What is none?
John (AKA Jouhn) was featured on this sports poster in the downtown Ascension gym.
What is swimming?
John went on bromance trips to DC with this person.
Who is Landon Van Way?
The role that John performed in "Hocus Pocus."
What is a gay cat?
John and his friends kidnapped this person in high school.
Who is Fabian?
John's job title at his NYC job.
What is director of web development?
This is what John used as his high school graduation cords.
What are ropes from the janitor's closet?
John and Landon dressed as CIA agents and picked up this person from high school.
Who is Anna Grace Cummings?
This is the show that John did not once walk around while on stage.
What is Shrek?
This is what John used to patch the holes in Anna Grace's jeans in the middle of a froyo shop.
What are pieces of his own khaki shorts?
It would take this many Johns to reach the height of the Statue of Liberty.
What is 48?
John received this injury in a lightsaber battle at Thomas Frederick's house.
What is a broken arm?
This is who taught John the f word in elementary school.
Who is Ben Fruge?
The award recipient of "Best Show Hair" in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
What are John's eyebrows?
John and his friends in elementary school did this to every single Cheez It in a bag before giving it to another kid.
What is licked them?
This is the company that John is working for when he moves to NYC.
What is Marathon Digital?