Sermon on the Mount
Brands & Famous People
Weird Things About Us
Dad Jokes
100

Those who will inherit the earth

The meek

100

The Honest Company

Jessica Alba

100

Dan made a joke to Jen that he had cancer on this part of his body.

His foot.

100

Why can't George Washington play basketball?

Because he dead.

200

Roman soldiers had legal rights to order civilians to carry their luggage up to this distance

One Roman mile

200

Rare Beauty

Selena Gomez

200

This was cited as a trigger for Ang's anger.

When people cut you off and then slow down.

200

What does a baby computer call its father?

Data

300

According to Matthew 5:20, we will not enter the kingdom of heaven unless our righteousness surpasses...[fill in the blank]

The Pharisees and teachers of the law

300

Fabletics

Kate Hudson

300

Steph enjoys this kind of paper.

Perforated

300

Why are balloons so expensive?

Inflation

400

An Aramaic term used in Matthew 5:22 for "you idiot!"

Raca

400

Goodles

Gal Gadot

400

Catherine found Raleigh 'hot' when he made this.

A forge.

400

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese

500

In Matthew 7:12, this phrase sums up the Law and the Prophets

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you
500

Teremana Tequila

Dwayne Johnson

500

Chieu's pet peeve

Inefficiency

500

What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts?

The barberqueue

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