The Big Bang
(Early 21)
(Early 21)
"Im into mewtwo girls"
Tyler 3/20/21
"You're just a silly little Billy, and that's all you'll ever be."
Aidan 6/4/21
"I have to deal with being a Jew for 30 minutes."
Abe 2/11/22
“Coach Kirby the throat goat”
Patrick 12/8/23
"You have a 40 in dramatic writing, you don’t belong here"
Ms. Young 1/29/25
"Tyler, mucus is waiting for you"
Patrick 3/30/21
"Patrick you look like Schrodinger's Cat."
Tyler 6/16/21
“I don’t think my body will allow me to burp…I just fart”
Aidan 5/19/22
“i’m really scared to urinate on you”
Owen 8/25/23
"I clearly read it was 12/12/24-oh.."
Aidan 11/12/24
"suck it baby"
Aidan 3/26/21
"Aidan I might need to go to the hospital. Anyways what do you call a cow with no legs?"
Tyler 8/22/21
"I like the sound of plantation."
Nathan 3/20/22
“middle school is like the only good segregation in the world”
Freed 8/17/23
“Are atoms, like, fragile?”
Vova 4/14/25
"I thought it would crack like a glowstick."
Tyler 4/22/21
“they stole my pee and they threw it”
Nathan 7/31/21
“yeah i got that because i sharted really hard and my queef cloud held a green volume and it was smelly”
Tyler 11/11/22
“Gaza… isn’t that an overwatch map?”
Aidan 11/17/23
“I don’t wanna fix them, I wanna groom them”
Aidan 3/14/24
“the oi bruv orgy”
Tyler 5/20/21
"Last night I found a red ribbon in my husbands car. Clearly my red is hair. I didn't make a meal about this instead I whipped up this amazing fuss."
Patrick 6/21/21
“why did you give me a sack?? oh to ink my dog up”
Tyler 9/25/22
"why this skin look like Owen?"
"That's Kyle Rittenhouse"
Nathan and Tyler 8/4/23
"Spew your goo all over the black guy!"
Aidan 3/3/25