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This obscure sport is related to baseball. It's popular in Pakistan, India, Australia, Ireland and England. Games feature a "hurler" and a batsman who must protect a set of "wickets".
Cricket
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future. I'm sorry, you're not going to like any questions in this category.
You tooted in front of your crush. You can't look them in the eye and your face feels hot. How do you feel?
Embarrassed, but...
1) You can own it
2) You can stare at the ground and mumble something about the chair being squeaky
3) Run
How many seats are in this auditorium?
I have no idea, but I appreciate you telling me!
Samantha is at Waffle House. She asks for her eggs "over hard." What is Samantha requesting?
Eggs with the yolk broken, cooked all the way thru, like a McDonalds egg on a muffin.
This popular sport in Asia is known for its very fast gameplay as 2 players strike a "birdie" across a high net, similar to tennis.
Badminton
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match!
You are taking a multiple-choice test. Two of the answer choices are really similar. In fact, you aren't sure what the difference between the two are. How do you feel? What do you do?!
Stressed.
1) Go with your gut. Chances are, your first inclination is the right answer.
2) Throw the test, grab your stuff, scream "free bird!" and run out of the classroom.
3) Cry
How much wood can a wood chuck really chuck in one day?
Believe it or not, about 700 pounds a day.
If a teacher at a black board screams "I need more calcium carbonate," what do they need more of?
Chalk.
The quarterback throws it, the receiver catches it. What is the name of the object being thrown?
A football. I will not accept ball.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole!
Mariah Carey.
I do know this, and I'll just say it.
Look at your shoelaces. What is the name of those plastic bits on the tips of the laces?
Aglets.
If I saw Steph Curry talking to Kevin Durant, I'd probably be watching what sport?
Basketball.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat be married -- duh.
True or False: When you find out a friend had a birthday party and didn't invite you, the best course of action to handle your feelings is to confront the friend and give them a wedgee at said party while screaming, "There are no rules!"
False. How should you handle this?
I'm playing the video game "Mega Man." Which company created this lovely game?
SEGA!
Are UFOs real?
What do you call somebody who watches a sport?
A spectator/fan.
What has a lotta keys but can’t open a single lock?
False. What should we do?
Is Toy Story 4 better than Toy Story 3, or is there a generational debate going on here?
Toy Story 3 is better. I don't care what you say.
Did you know that Jenny (wave for everybody Jenny) has artwork hanging somewhere on campus. Does anybody know where it is? Look high and low. If you find it, report back to me where it is and I'll give you a prize.
Real question: Why don't adults play in the sprinkler like kids do?
I have no answer, but I sure hope you do!