Yours, Mine, & Ouch
This occurrence led to a bewildered man and involved a fateful flight of stairs.
What is the time mom fell down the stairs in Italy?
The second most important key to driving as taught by Dad.
What is Slow to Start, Slow to Stop?
This monosyllabic phrase conveys a multitude of emotion including, but not limited to anger and frustration.
What is heavy sigh?
This story has gradually increased in age with each telling and involved a great deal of separation anxiety.
What is when mom left Bo to drive across the street?
This person remembers going to LegoLand with Papa where they got a cool Lego and got to ride a rollercoaster!
Who is Chance?
This occurrence led to a fractured inferior orbital. (Bonus: Name the child)
What is the practice where they took a softball to the eye?
Dad’s go to saying when you clearly have not heard or are not listening to what he just said.
What is, “What did I just say?”?
The loudest sound in the world.
What is AAATCHU?
This story involved a great deal of noise, but not the kind that was needed.
What is when Mom and Dad assumed Heather was in the car because it was noisy, but in fact had left her on the side of the road during a tornado?
This person remembers the much needed help of Nana when they woke up at 3am to see her rocking their baby while they got much needed rest!
Who is Ethan?
This occurrence led to an unexpected visitor and news on the doorstep. (Bonus: Name the child)
What is when they mangled their hand when jumping the fence?
The response Mom gives when evading the most important question of all.
What is, “You’re all my favorites!”?
The quickest motivator to speed-clean like you’ve never speed-cleaned before.
What is the sound of Mom’s car pulling into the drive?
This story involved a peaceful slumber which led to a great deal of unrest.
What is Mom and Dad leaving Brad who had fallen asleep on a park bench?
This person vividly remembers the image of Mom in the water while jet skiing.
Who is Bo?
This occurrence led to an unfortunate loss of traction, a crash landing, and a scar to prove it happened. (Bonus: Name the child)
What is when they were running back to their car and lost traction when attempting to backpedal but ran smack dab into the car door?
Mom’s go to saying when trying to encourage in the face of a daunting task.
What is, “How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.”?
If your not ready for school yet, you’d better hurry when you hear this ear drum braking sound.
Bus brakes
This story involved a bucket, some water, and a unmistakable will to live.
What is Bo washing Nana JoJo’s fence?
This person remembers a strenuous haul where teamwork with Papa was crucial!
Who is Ethan?
This occurrences led to 2 sets of stitches and one date with super glue. (Bonus: Name the child)
What is slipping on socks twice while running at Aunt Cara’s house and then tripping and hitting the brick step in front of the house?
This saying of Dad’s is most frequently spoken in the heat of the Summer.
What is “Who touched the thermostat?
The equivalent of an iced-bucket of water being thrown into your face in the morning.
What is the sound of the chain pulling a light on?
This story involves an unfortunate target, an explosive noise, and a mix of anger, fear, and glee.
What is Mom’s “unfortunate” aim when she nailed the top of the van with a water balloon while dad was in it?
These people love and appreciate all you are and all you do.
Who are all of your children and grandchildren?