funny
This object disappears faster than socks in the laundry.
What is a pen?
What is the Name of the Danish king?
Frederik
This part of the car always seems to know when you’re late—it turns red at every intersection.
What is a traffic light?
This Spanish dish is basically rice that decided to throw a party with seafood and veggies.
What is paella?
This jolly man sneaks into houses once a year, but somehow never gets arrested.
Who is Santa Claus?
The only workout most people do daily is lifting this object to their mouth.
What is a fork?
Denmark’s flag is the oldest in the world still in use, but it’s not called “flaggy McFlagface.”
What is the Dannebrog?
The magical button that makes you feel like a DJ, but really just honks at strangers.
What is the horn?
Spaniards invented this daily nap, proving that sometimes the best productivity hack is sleeping.
What is the siesta?
The one decoration that makes cats think your living room is a jungle gym.
What is the Christmas tree?
This animal is famous for saying “moo,” but secretly dreams of being a TikTok star.
cow
This Danish toy company has caused more barefoot pain than stepping on a snail.
What is LEGO?
This dashboard light comes on just to remind you that you forgot to buy gas again.
What is the fuel warning light?
This tomato-throwing festival in Buñol proves that food fights can be a national sport.
What is La Tomatina?
This holiday song warns you not to cry, but doesn’t mention the stress of gift shopping.
What is “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”?
The mysterious force that makes your phone fall face-down every single time.
What is gravity’s evil twin?
Danes bike everywhere, proving that this two-wheeled invention is stronger than any car.
What is a bicycle?
The place where French fries, coins, and pens mysteriously vanish forever inside your car.
What is the gap between the seats?
This Spanish artist painted melting clocks, probably because he was late for tapas.
Who is Salvador Dalí?
The mysterious force that makes wrapping paper impossible to fold neatly.
What is Christmas magic (or frustration)?
The ancient ritual where humans stare into a glowing box and forget time exists.
What is binge-watching Netflix?
Why does Trump want Greenland Land
IDK, you answer me
What is the name of a Danish F1 driver
Kevin Magnusen
What is the name of our house in Spain
Casa nostra
This reindeer was bullied for his nose, but later became the world’s first glow stick.
Who is Rudolph?