Taylor Moments
Jokes
Facts
Opinions
Jokes
100

Taylors most favorite Brother

Wade

100

Why couldn't the kid go see the pirates movie?

Because it was rated R

100

South Carolinas Only National Park?

Congaree Swamp National Park

100

Most beautiful person?

Gaines

100

Why is it dangerous for Olaf to get mad?

He might have a meltdown 

200

Where did Taylor hide his gum

In Katherines car

200

What kind of cars do Ghosts drive?

Chevy Maliboos

200

Americas First National Park?

Yellowstone National Park

200

What has secret what that he tells no one

a pot of gold

200

What does a baby computer call his father

Data 

300

Where is Taylors girl from

Charleston

300

The son asks his father what a solar eclipse is. His Answer_____?

No Sun

300

Which two states are tied with the most state borders

Tennessee and Missouri 

300

Wade is 90% what

Irish

300

What did jay z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Faience 

400

Where did Taylor buy 50 dollars of candy

Nassau, Bahamas - Baha Mar

400

Who is the king of all insects?

A Monarch Butterfly

400

50th State?

Hawaii

400

Who is cooler Cookie or Olivia

Cookie

400

What do you call when cross a pig and a dinosaur

A porkasaurus rex 


500

Where did Taylor think Chicago was located

California

500

Why does Santa get scared of getting stuck in a chimney

He has claus-trophobia

500

When was Lake Keowee Established?

1973

500

Olivias favorite thing to do?

eat pigs 


500

What do you call playing tug of war with a pig

pulled pork

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