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100

Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

It was a cheetah.

100

Spanish football has been apart of the Olympics since when?

(Bonus: when was women's football added?)

1900

1996- Women's

100

What is the Olympic biathlon program?

joining of two sports; skiing and shooting

100
What is the Olympics?

The Olympic Games are an international sports festival that began in ancient Greece.

100

True or False 

Was toe wrestling a real sport?

True

200

What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?

i'm a wiener.

200

 The French word “hocquet” derives from what Summer Olympic Game?

Hockey

200

True or False

Figure skating is the oldest sport on the Olympic Winter Games programme.

True

200

What are the colors of the Olympic rings?

(from left to right) blue, yellow, black, green, and red

200

True or False

Was cheese rolling a real sport?

True

300

Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?

it was two-tired.

300

True or False

Modern day fencing began as a form of military training and didn’t become a sport until around the 15th Century.

True
300

What are the two types of brooms used in Curling?

The most common is a brush or "push broom". 

The other is a corn/straw/Canadian broom, with long bristles, looks much like a normal broom.

300

Women were first allowed to participate in _____ at the second modern Olympic Games.

(What year?)

1900

300

What is sporthocking?

The sport uses a specialized stool to perform tricks — much like skateboard tricks — and land in a sitting position on the stool.

400

Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?

because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

400

What events are part of the gymnastics program?

floor, horse, beam, pole, vault, etc

400

What is the Olympic program luge?

Luge is the French word for “sledge” and, like bobsleigh, it was developed as a sport in Switzerland

400

Only four ATHLETES have ever won medals at both the Winter and Summer Olympic Games...

(Name one)

Eddie Eagan (United States)

Jacob Tullin Thams (Norway)

Christa Luding-Rothenburger (East Germany)

Clara Hughes (Canada)

400

What is Sepak Tawraw?

is like volleyball, except the players must use their feet to get the ball over the net

Players are allowed to use any part of their body to keep the ball in the air, except for their arms or hands.

500

Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?

because the players dribble all over the court!

500

Name (5) of the Summer Olympic programs

  • ARCHERY

  • ARTISTIC SWIMMING

  • ATHLETICS

  • BADMINTON

  • BASKETBALL

  • BEACH VOLLEYBALL

  • BOXING

  • CANOE SLALOM

  • CANOE SPRINT

  • CYCLING BMX

  • CYCLING MOUNTAIN BIKE

  • CYCLING ROAD

  • CYCLING TRACK

  • DIVING

  • EQUESTRIAN/DRESSAGE

  • EQUESTRIAN/EVENTING

  • EQUESTRIAN/JUMPING

  • FENCING

  • FOOTBALL

  • GOLF

  • GYMNASTICS ARTISTIC

  • GYMNASTICS RHYTHMIC

  • HANDBALL

  • HOCKEY

  • JUDO

  • MARATHON SWIMMING

  • MODERN PENTATHLON

  • ROWING

  • RUGBY

  • SAILING

  • SHOOTING

  • SWIMMING

  • TABLE TENNIS

  • TAEKWONDO

  • TENNIS

  • TRAMPOLINE

  • TRIATHLON

  • VOLLEYBALL

  • WATER POLO

  • WEIGHTLIFTING

  • WRESTLING FREESTYLE

  • WRESTLING GRECO-ROMAN

500

Describe the Olympic program Skeleton?

Racers go head first down vigorous ice tracks on tiny sleds

500

What are the five Olympic rings represent the five major regions of the world?

Africa, the Americas, Asia, Europe and Oceana

500

What is the name of the game associated with Harry Potter?

Quidditch

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