TM Phone Calls
Finish the Script
You Know You're in Houston
Kids Say the Darndest Things...
Be Humble, Sit Down
100

I accidentally ran over my laptop with the box truck______

Will it still work for tomorrow's Kickoff?

100

"Where's the mystery? Where's the Adventure?"

"I would try the Mystery and Adventure Section"

100

If your tire_____

Blows on the side of the road

100

Student One: "What do you mean you havent seen that movie?"

Student Two: "Yeah well that's what happens when you have Asian parents"
100

I was already wearing makeup

"You should wear makeup tomorrow"

200

"Can I take a different box truck?"

There's a colony of spiders in the front cabin and all over the seats

200

"I think we're in...Space?"

"Yeah I have leg room for days"

200

If your average______

Drive time is over an hour

200

Just announced another theme lap at Event Day

"I don't want to do your dances. I just want to run as fast as you can"

200

Makes Dad jokes throughout a Huddle

"You know you're old right? I just wanted to make sure you knew why we weren't laughing at your jokes"

300

_____. I cant use my GPS.

My phone has a hole in it....

300

"Don't get me wrong I have some wild theories bouncing around in there"

"We have no idea"

300

You ____ from a Fun Run

Left in an ambulance

300

Asked a girl to dance during a Fun Run

"Wait, isn't this Child Labor?"

300
5th grade nickname for their Booster Team

The Cringey Crew

400

There are scratches on the company car because ____

My mother-in-law's goat ran on top of it

400

"Oh, please not another Multiverse movie"

"Fair thats a bit overplayed"

400
You've been assaulted with_____

a Mars Ball by a KDM

400

A student told me I look like _____(Jumanji)

The Pilot (Nick Jonas)

400

I was wearing a neon orange wig

"You look like Ice Spice's sister"

500

Can I just wear the the old Booster blue shirt for Event Days? _______

The red doesn't look good on my skin tone

500

"Whispers, whispers, please"

"This is a library, not a spaceship...or is it?"

500

If you throw a H stake and______

Break out the back window of a car and get yelled at by the owner of the company
500

"What did you have for lunch today?"

Child then describes trip to Disneyland from 3 years ago

500

 "Is that seriously what you brought? Why wouldn't you bring something even a little bit cool?"

Brought a Taco Pinata for Cool/Not Cool

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