Who's that Client?
A company known for using botanical ingredients to transform and rejuvenate something that tends to be thin, flat, and lacking life.
Who is Healium Hair?
This person spends their free time flinging tiny UFOs at metal cages and calling it a sport. We just smile and nod.
Who is Mikey?
This marketing channel has survived every "marketing is dead" headline and still delivers the highest ROI.
What is email marketing?
Smiles, nods, and translates client chaos into actual work for the team while pretending everything is fine.
What is Client Account Manager?
You’re given a bunch of random words and forced to make nonsense sentences while your friends judge you like grammar police.
What is Ransom Notes?
If you’ve ever thought, “You know what this body part needs? A hole with some jewelry in it,” these people are your new best friends.
Who is Urban Body Jewelry?
Spends all day convincing Google to give businesses more customers. Spends all night trying to convince two tiny humans to eat vegetables. Google is easier.
Who is Wil?
If this isn’t strong, your emails will end up ignored, lost, or worse—banished to the spam folder.
What is deliverability?
Figures out the best way to pay a platform to convince strangers to buy something they've never heard of or recently looked at.
What is Media Buyer?
You and your tiny plastic hands attempt a jewel heist, but instead of being cool like Ocean’s Eleven, you just look ridiculous.
What is Tiny Laser Heist?
Classic, flashy, or somewhere in between, this brand makes sure men’s style starts from the ground up with quality craftsmanship and bold designs.
Who is Just Men's Shoes?
Spends half their time helping brands flow smoothly and the other half trying to convince everyone that breathing deeply and standing on one leg is the secret to inner peace.
Who is Mickelle?
A KPI that determines if your content was engaging enough for people to actually explore it—or if they just glanced at it, thought “Nah,” and moved on with their lives.
What is Click-Through Rate (CTR)?
Convinces people to buy things they forgot they wanted, one inbox at a time.
What is Email Strategist?
You must kidnap farm animals using UFOs because apparently, they hold the key to intergalactic domination.
What is Abducktion?
They sell something that could revolutionize your wardrobe… if only you were brave enough to abandon a centuries-old tradition. Button-wearers, be warned.
Who is Go Tieless?
Runs ads like a machine, but if you even mention snakes, he might log off for the day.
Who is Gabriel?
A highly advanced system that seems to know what you want before you do—because you said it out loud near your phone once.
What are Meta Ads?
Spends hours making sure an ad looks just right, only for someone to scroll past it in half a second—so they try to make ads that don’t feel like ads, hoping people actually look at them.
What is Creative Strategist?
You pretend to be a data analyst, but instead of using numbers to do actual work, you just write jokes on weird-looking charts.
What is Charty Party?
Keeping connections alive, one highly monitored selfie at a time.
Who is Inmate Photos?
Wrangles clients, wrangles kids, and somehow thought taking on a fixer-upper was a good idea —because why have one full-time job when you can have three?
Who is Katie?
A strategy that tells an ad platform, “Find me more people just like these,” because if one person bought it, thousands of similar strangers probably will too.
What are Lookalike Audiences?
Jumps between 15 different roles daily, yet somehow still finds time to wonder why their calendar looks like a game of Tetris—while getting asked “Hey, do you have a sec?” at least 10 times.
What is CEO?
You take a normal phrase, ruin it with a marker, and hope your friends laugh instead of questioning your intelligence.
What is Puns of Anarchy?