Habits
What do programmers have in common
what is they like to drink coffee.
99 bugs, an engineer fixed a bug and recompiled, how many bugs are there now.
100 bugs.
What do you call a network that is down?
notwork.
Two Bytes meet, The first byte asks "Are you ill?". The second byte replies, "No I'm just feeling a "blank" off
bit
How to be a programmer?
typeScripts
What is the most sarcastic regular expression?
\s
Which operating system do they use on the Moon?
Lunix
Figuring out how to use AWS IAM properly, is a <blank> playing game.
Role
Why do Java developers have to wear glasses
They don't C#
A programmer took a 32 bit numeric variable “narrative” and cast it as 16 bits.Why ?
to make a long story short.
How many software engineers does it take to change a bulb?
None: it's a hardware issue.
A SQL query walks into a restaurant…It walks up to two tables and says, “Mind if I <blank> you?”
Join
What is a web developer's favorite sport?
<body> building
What's the object-oriented way to get wealthy?
Inheritance
If you were trapped in a cramped server room, you will develop?
Clusterphobia
I think string literals are the worst invention ever. Don't <blank> on that.
quote
Why do kernel developers use a light themed IDE?
it's hard to C in the dark
Why did it take the programmer forever to knit a sweater?
Hey kept having to wait() till threads became available.
Why does a sysadmin apply for an agricultural subsidy for doing scheduled server maintenance?
It's a corn job
If you’re paid to code, you’re a programmer. But if it’s a hobby you are a <blank>
grammer