Microsoft Clippy
This little metal pain in my gigabytes tends to appear on what documents?
Text documents
Mario is the mascot of what company?
Nintendo
Best ways to eat a desk?
1. Unhinge your jaw.
2. Disintegrate with SCIENCE.
3. In front of other desks, to serve as an example.
(Any of these answers will suffice)
When your teacher asks you to describe the meaning of lettuce, you say:
"Lettuce is meant to be a form of protest against social injustice because the name is closely linked to the phrase "Let us." As such, lettuce is a form of peaceful and delicious protest."
General knowledge according to Wikipedia: What's considered as general knowledge?
Any information that's public on the internet because you accidentally leaked your password on a live stream.
What is Clippy's real name?
Clippit
This was a popular saying in the 90's video gaming industry, "Sega does what Ninten...
...Don't
Best ways to drive a car...
(Any answer will suffice)
1. On the LEFT side of the road like God intended.
2. Visually impaired (blindfolded)
3. While posting numerous updates about the thing that attacked you on Mount Conspiracy. Could've been a government spy disguised as a mountain lion.
When your teacher asks you to recite the alphabet from A to Z backwards you say:
Z to A from alphabet the recite
True or False, Clippy is now an emoji
True
What was Mario's most influential game?
Super Mario 64
Best ways to pay attention in class:
(Any answer will suffice)
1. With clamps keeping your eyelids open like a madman.
2. Being interested in the subject.
3. Talk to your friends while simultaneously staring at your teacher. This is very weird and is not recommended.
When your teacher asks you if you know what there was before smartboards you say:
"Dumboards, obviously."
Clippy is seen as the precursor to what Microsoft AI assistant?
Copilot
The company that makes Mario games also make games from this animal/mutant based game?
Pokemon
Best ways to play Jeopardy...
(Any answer will suffice)
1. By yourself (you madman!)
2. With other people.
3. With color inverter on (it's like a Jeopardy fever dream)
When your teacher asks you to find the hidden meaning in the sentence "Bob doesn't like cookies..."
"We can conclude from the passage that when he was younger, Bob was attacked by a bear shaped like a cookie that left him traumatized. No amount of therapy could cure his fear of cookies."
True or False, Clippy was actually the result of a tragic scientific misunderstanding in research at Stanford University that suggested people viewed computers as social actors.
True
This ridiculous Reddit community, known for bizarre theories and strange posts about Mario is known as...
r/Mario
Best ways to tell the time...
(Any answer will suffice)
1. Using a sundial.
2. Using your wrist (with a watch on it)
3. Make a watch using materials you found in a haunted house's trash. You know the owner said it was cursed but you simply don't care.
When your teacher asks you if you've seen STRANGE things in this very classroom you say...
"Yeah bro. Once, the walls started melting and the demons of time were seeping under the Promethean board. The desks were floating and people were being impaled by the undead. But that shouldn't be too much of a surprise to you."