Who sings this song?
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Maps
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps
"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always _________"
"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always ANGRY."- The Hulk in The Avengers (2012)
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"
The Dark Knight (2008) - Harvey Dent
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
What was Santa's favourite subject in school?
Chemis-tree
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
And I'm not proud of my address
In a torn-up town, no postcode envy
Lorde - Royals
"I live my life a _____ _____ at a time."
"I Live my life a QUARTER MILE at a time" - Dom from The Fast and the Furious
"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
The Devil's Wears Prada (2006) - Emily Charlton
What did the skier say to the therapist?
My life is going downhill.
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping skills
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake, shake it
Shake it, shake it, shake it, sugar
Shake it like a Polaroid picture
OutKast - Hey Ya!
"Gretchen, stop trying to make ______ happen."
"Gretchen, stop trying to make FETCH happen." Regina George - Mean Girls (2004)
"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
Shrek (2001) - Donkey
Why did the narcissist cross the road?
Because they thought it was a boundary.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing - it was on the house
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) - White Goodman
My therapist told me write letters to the people who you hate and burn them later.
I did that. But now what should I do with the letters?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles
"60% of the time, it works every time."
Anchorman (2004)- Brian
“Have you heard that joke about gaslighting?”
"Yes you have, I told it to you last time, remember?"
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite