Out to Eat
If you like their unlimited bread sticks, please be advised: this location will not give you a sufficient amount. I expressed to management my disappointment upon this visit, which was responded with "I'm sorry, that sucks". If you want to enjoy the great unlimited foods offered by this restaurant, please do yourself a favor and go to a different location
Olive Garden
Went here because I HEARD it was actually very GOOD. I have never been so disappointed in my LIFE. It's just a stupid OBELISK, it doesn't even LOOK like him. I can't even see a passing resemblance. Overall I would skip this expensive and terrible monument and sightsee one that was made by a competent sculptor like Mount Rushmore
The Washington Monument
Fond of self-centered, moody, spiteful, brainless, ungrateful teenagers? Read this series, 'cause this heroine is just right for you. By the time we get to the 3rd tedious volume where President Coin schemes to turn the heroine into a martyr for the revolution, I'm not the only one thinking, "Right on! Great idea!"
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Hyenas are now hated for this stupid movie. And lions are not the kings of the beasts. It just sucks! It is my least favorite movie of all time. If I was to chose between watching this movie and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I would chose Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I would give it a negative number if I could. HYENAS KILL LIONS! I just hate it. TIGERS ARE THE KINGS OF THE BEASTS! NOT LIONS!
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The Lion King (1994)
Did you know they took out the skips, reverses and draw two's? Boo. Thin cards that bend and crease. Disappointed that the rules changed. Guess we dont want to penalize people in the game... creating a softer gentler world, one game at a time.
Uno
At 1pm on a Sunday they had no chalupas, no Crunchwrap, no drinks, no empanadas, and then 3/3 times they forgot a taco in drive through. It’s rough out there
Taco Bell
We were disgusted by the efforts to see the Mona Lisa. We expected To walk past on a walk bye queue!... No it was a free for all and anyone that got to the front just stood there!. Children and short people couldn't see a thing, it's an organisational disgrace. Complete waste of time and money.
The Louvre Museum
Nick and the title character didn't get together and this is home of phobic bc of that. Daisy needs to be quiet and Tom can go to sleep forever and I really don't care about anything else. Anyway , live laugh love Natsby??????????????
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
This is ust ok DVD, Dinosaurs very unrealistic, not a feather in sight. Not enough shirtless Jeff Goblin scenes, not one musical number, too many children, also a not for Mr Steelberger.. on your DVD there is menu with sound of very soothing bird, soothing bird is so soothing on DVD menu, I put DVD in purely for sounds of the soothing bird. They should feed T-Rex more goats, and I am getting better locks for my doors in case of smart lizards come and try and trap me in kitchen cupboard.
Jurassic Park (1993)
Ah, [this game], the undisputed king of ruining friendships, family gatherings, and any shred of joy you had in your soul. If you've ever thought, "I'd love to spend the next four hours in a slow-motion economic death spiral while my cousin hoards all the properties and cackles like a cartoon villain," then congratulations-- this capitalist nightmare is for you.
This goes on for SIX. MORE. PARAGRAPHS.
Monopoly
you never get the right order no matter what you order also their ice cream machine is broken every time I come here does it ever work
McDonald's
Never forget? More like never remember. The history here is a joke. A really stupid battle that Texans love. Early Americans fought Mexicans to take over and steal their fort. And then were shocked pikachu when Mexico showed up with 2,000 troops...
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The Alamo
this book was sooo bad, if I had trouble sleeping guess what I would do
I would pick this book up and read at least 2 pages and then I am asleep.
I did not understand how Feyre and the monster guy Tamlin fell in love
I guess, all it need for a girl to fall in love is to have a beast that is wearing a mask because of his version of covid....
(an entire rambling poem later)
now I do not understand why I am reading the next book.
Will be back for the next book
A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas
In this movie, Francis Ford Coppla is either a bad director or a hypocrite. The audience cheers for the Corleones, despite all Coppola points to to try to prove he disapproves of the mafia...Brando nearly sinks Part I with his Hey! Look at me! performance. He was never an ensemble actor.
The Godfather (1972)
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS GAME IS ALIVE?? ALL YOU DO IS DRIVE DRIVE DERIVE AND THE CHARACETERS ARENT ECVEN THAT GOOD? PEACH IS BASIC AND DAISY IS BROING! why peoples dont have good taste will not understand
Mario Kart 8
quite a sad experience. as a child I loved this restaurant. the fun decor, the animal sounds, the little rain show. how the mighty have fallen. the immersive environment is undercut but the pop radio that's playing at full blast. I did not come for a katy perry and halesy concert, I wanted to hear the monkeys and the birds.
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The Rainforest Cafe
Enormous Hole with a Bunch of ROCKS! NO AC anywhere, really HOT. Super Dusty! Needs to be Built up before I ever return. Why havent they filled it with Water? Would make a Great Swim hole.
The Grand Canyon
How ironic, yet fitting, if we were to burn all copies of this book
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
This is a piece of mindless drivel that does not really know what it wants to be. A Celebration of black music? A horror film? A period piece? I figure the director and writers went into it trying to recapture the shock of Dusk til Dawn...Well it failed there. The use of one actor playing twins seemed pointless and just made some of the scenes feel awkward and contrived. Ignore the ratings and stay well clear.
Sinners (2025)
Played once and the vulgarity of the game made my wife question my morales... My parents were playing with us and in less than two hands announced my part in the will would be changed immediately the next business day and left our house for their home, a seven hour drive away, at 10:00pm. My wife hasn't called in several days now, but the box works well for holding up wine bottles with which to pretend to be my friends.
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Cards Against Humanity
Was not playing rock music so I left. What is the point? Always seemed like a gimmick but now it's a fake gimmick when you're listening to Ariana grande and staring at instruments on the wall
Hard Rock Cafe
Honestly not worth the price. They packed 20+ people in one cabin so not a lot of space to move around. People will blacked some of the window for a picture of Big Ben and the parliament. And when you tried to get a picture, you realized that the windows are diagusting and were never cleaned from the outside! So any picture you take will show the grease and dirt on the window. Save your money and time and spend it somewhere else unless you want a ride that just go up and down.
The London Eye
an annoying scientist and an ugly tall man fight over who is more depressed
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
Why do this to that story?! Considering the standard of Diana Wynne Jone' book it is hard to see how this film could have such a weak plot. I can't understand why Miyazaki would take such a wonderful story and put it through a mangle.
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Terrible quality... the dice bubble is EXTREMELY hard to push. Grandkids can hardly get it to pop. Not sure if this was a bad unit, or the quality has gone down that far. Either way, it's not much fun for the kids.
Trouble