OPENING LYRICS AND TWO RHYME TIME
They packed up all his buckles and shipped his saddle to his dad
BEACHES OF CHEYENNE
GARTH BROOKS
You put the boom-boom into my heart. You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts. Jitterbug into my brain goes a bang, bang, bang 'til my feet do the same.
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
WHAM
My life is brilliant. My love is pure. I saw an angel. Of that I'm sure. She smiled at me on the subway. She was with another man.
YOURE BEAUTIFUL
JAMES BLUNT
I hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my cardigan. Welcome to the land of fame excess. Am I gonna fit in?
PARTY IN THE USA
MILIE CYRUS
Desperate for changing. Starving for truth. I'm closer to where I started. I'm chasing after you.
HANGING BY A MOMENT
LIFEHOUSE
CALM RIVER, I FORGET, MOMS WORDLE
STREAM, DREAM, CREAM
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray.
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
BILLY JOEL
Oh, life is bigger. It's bigger than you, and you are not me. The lengths that I will go to.
LOSING MY RELIGION
REM
Chill out. Whatcha yelling for? Lay back. It's all been done before.
COMPLICATED
AVRIL LAVIGNE
The smell of your skin lingers on me now. You're probably on your flight back to your hometown.
BIG GIRLS DONT CRY
FERGIE
MOMS WORDLE, SOUR CABBAGE, DONCIC ALWAYS
SPOUT, CROUT, POUT
I come home in the morning light. My mother says, 'When you gonna live your life right?' Oh mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones.
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
CINDY LAUPER
I gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over. I better read between the lines in case I need it when I'm older.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
Foreigner
When I was young I knew everything. She, a punk who rarely ever took advice. Now I'm guilt-stricken, sobbing with my head on the floor.
THE FRESHMEN
THE VIRVE PIPE
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, 'son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the DARNED?'
WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
CAYTEE'S sittin' on her old front porch watchin' the chickens peck the ground
SHES IN LOVE WITH THE JOE
TRISHA YEARWOOD
When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you. When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
THE PROCLAIMERS
A farmer and a teacher A hooker and a preacher
THREE WOODEN CROSSES
RANDY TRAVIS
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky…
BEFORE HE CHEATS
CARRIE UNDERWEAR
Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
SHE THINKS MY TRACTORS SEXY
KENNY CHESNEY
Claire had all but given up, when she and Edwin fell in love
KATHY MATEA
Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history of breaking little hearts like the one in me. That's okay, let's see how you do it. Put up your dukes; let's get down to it.
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT
PAT BENETAR
She's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of childhood memories where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky.
SWEET CHILD O MINE
GUNS AND ROSES
The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful stop me and steal my breath. Emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky never revealing their depth.
ILL BE
EDWIN MCCAIN
My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me
BOY NAMED SUE
JOHNNY CASH