Small Screen Symptoms
Name That Specialist
Diagnosis: Hollywood
1000

This show made “McDreamy” and “McSteamy” household names.

Grey’s Anatomy

1000

Billy Ray Cyrus should go to this specialist to cure his achy, breaky heart.

A cardiologist.

(Song: Achy Breaky Heart)

1000

This Pixar classic stars a clownfish dad with anxiety and possible PTSD after losing his wife and most of his kids.

Finding Nemo

2000

This TV show doctor often solved bizarre cases—but he definitely didn’t have the best bedside manner.

House, M.D.

2000

The Weekend said, "I can't feel my face when I'm with you." He should call this nerve specialist for a consultation.

A neurologist.

(Song: Can't Feel My Face)

2000

A child sees dead people and might need a neuro consult for possible temporal lobe epilepsy or a very vivid imagination.

The Sixth Sense

3000

This long-running hospital drama began in 1994 and launched George Clooney’s career.

ER

3000

Lizzo said, “I just took a DNA test,” and now she’s got questions. This kind of doctor might help explain her results.

What is a geneticist.

(Song: Truth Hurts)

3000

A janitor at MIT displays savant-like mathematical abilities along with anger issues and abandonment trauma. Therapy helps.

Good Will Hunting

4000

This sitcom featured a doctor named J.D. who narrated his inner thoughts with dramatic flair.

Scrubs

4000

Drake said “You used to call me on my cell phone," but he doesn't hear it ringing anymore. This kind of doctor might need to check his hearing.

An audiologist.

(Song: Hotline Bling)

4000

This singing nanny floats in on an umbrella and seems to cure depression, ADHD, and child behavioral disorders with spoonfuls of sugar.

Mary Poppins

5000

This show features a young genius who becomes a doctor at age 14, navigating the challenges of practicing medicine while dealing with the ups and downs of adolescence.

Doogie Howser, M.D.

5000

“I still haven’t found what I’m looking for,” sang U2… but maybe that’s because Bono needs glasses. He should see this specialist. 

An Ophthalmologist/Optometrist

(Song: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For)

5000

He wears a hockey mask and keeps returning from the dead to torment camp counselors. A psych eval and a strong sedative are highly recommended.

Friday the 13th

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