I Saw The Sign
Patients and randoms still walk by this sign in to the 1985 kitchen
Employee entrance only. Patients and visitors: Please enter through the front door. Thank you.
The core program prescribed by Kanye West
What is "1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and get them sit ups right, and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this?"
Dr. Syrop
6'1"
Marv from Home Alone needs a dose of this after stepping on a rusting nail
What is a tetanus booster?
7.5 mg once a day, prn, for younger or petite patients
What is Meloxicam ?
This sign reminds individuals to not leave the bathroom door wide open in Cold Spring
"Kindly, close the door"
Hopefully Busta Rhymes received surgical consultation with Dr Moyle, Dyrzka or Krosser for this potentially catastrophic injury.
What is Break ya Neck?
Dr. Langhans
6'2"
The severity of injury Harry suffers by grabbing the heated doorknob in Home Alone.
What is a second degree burn?
600-800 I.U. once a day for scoliosis
What is Vitamin D3?
I was going to bring my Glock to work but decided not to after the installation of this sign that reads..
"What is NYP prohibits all weapons, including but not limited to firearms, except as otherwise permitted by law and hospital policy"
Phil and TLC share this opinion on the ATC uniform policy
What is "I dont want no scrubs"?
Samantha Colon
5'7"
This advanced image requested by Tim Allen after completing his first night as Santa Claus
What is a CAT Scan?
500 mg, BID, 7-14 days
What is Keflex (cephalexin)?
Patients still walk by this sign and sit down without being checked in.
Welcome Kiosk. Please meet with the Registrar at the desk after you complete the registration. Thank you. ?
This Canadian rapper will need a short rest for an acute inversion sprain
What is "like a sprained ankle boy, I aint nothing to play with"
Henry Rowengartner suffered these two distinct arm diagnoses that somehow unleashed this ability to pitch for the cubs
What are “radial fractures on his ulna” and “assorted rotator cartilage damage.” ?
.25 mg thirty minutes before and .25 prn after you check into radiology
What is alprazolam - Xanax?
Lucero Vasquez
What is 4'11"
0.6 milligram (mg) 1 or 2 times a day