Everything Oscar
LOLa
Beli-ssimo
Horrible Histories/Thrilling Themes
Real Life Skills
100

Why is Oscar considered "un-Dominican"

he's nerdy and can't talk to women

100

What is Lola's first boyfriend's name?

Aldo

100

What causes the Gangster to dump Beli?

Her pregnancy

100

Who was the US-backed dictator of the Dominican Republic from the 30s-60s

Rafael Trujillo

100

What are two things you should do before performing a lane change while driving?

signal/check blind spots

200

What do Oscar and Ana have in common?

A love of sci fi and other geeky stuff

200

Besides her weight, what about Lola's appearance does Beli criticize ?

her goth aesthetic

200

What event causes Beli to leave school?

getting caught with Jack in the closet

200

What is the name of the original indigenous people of the Carribean?

Taino or Arawak

200

Name at least three things you should NOT put in a microwave

Metal, aluminum foil, eggs, styrofoam, plastic, raw spicy peppers, uncovered pasta sauces, 

Solution: don't use microwaves 

300

Oscar is described as a "paraguayo." What does that mean?

Someone who just watches the party

300

How is Max, the boy Lola dates while in the DR, different from Lola's first boyfriend?

he loves her for who she is (including her skin)

300

What is the result of Beli's beating?

She miscarries

300

Oscar's bad luck with women, Lola and Beli's bad luck with men, Beli's breast cancer, and their family's bad luck in general are attributed to what?

the fuku

300

What is the one thing you should say if you are being interrogated by the police?

"lawyer"

400

What creature does Oscar call himself?

a morlock

400

Where does Lola want to take Oscar and run away too?

Dublin

400

What are Beli's three heartbreaks?

Jack, the Gangster, and getting beaten

400

What is the point of Yunior's elaborate footnote about the assassination of Galindez?

That writers and dictators are natural enemies

400

How is a charter school different from a traditional public school?

Charter schools receive public money (taxpayer money) but do not strictly follow state-mandated rules  

500

Why can't Oscar fit in Rutgers besides his continued bad luck with women?

The white nerds are racist and the Dominican guys think he's too nerdy and un-masculine

500

What disturbing act does Beli do to manipulate Lola?

fake cry

500

Jack is embarrassed about his tryst with Beli because she is a "prieta." What does this mean?

Beli has dark skin

500

What is the original native name of the DR / Haiti (Hispaniola)

Quisqeya

500

a personal account that allows you to withdraw money (without paying a penalty) as well as save and plan for retirement is called

a ROTH IRA

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