Residents
Attendings & Training
Attendings Outside Work
Common Attending Sayings
Harry Potter
100

Which resident is most likely to break awkward silences during lecture?

Aaron Chow

100

Which pathologist recommends you complete three fellowships?

Dr. Otero

100

Which pathologist has a pair of Louis Vuitton high-tops?

Dr. Lujan

100

“Take a Look”

Dr. Shen

100

What are the four Hogwarts houses?

Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, and Hufflepuff.

200

Which resident can be found watching the stock market/financial news during the day?

Tanner

200

Which hemepath attending did a fellowship in transfusion medicine? Extra 100 pts if you can also say where they did the fellowship.

Dr. Shana'ah at OSU

200

What is Dr. Suarez’s favorite “board game”?

Chess

200

“How are we?”

Dr. Shana'ah

200

Name all six Weasley children. 100 bonus points if you get the order correct.

Bill, Percy, Fred, George, Ron, and Ginny.

300

What is the largest number of cassettes a resident has submitted for a single case?

626 Cassettes

300

Which attending switched from a surgical residency to pathology?

Dr. Frankel

300

What is Dr. Moore’s favorite animal to talk about?

Moth

300

“Elephant in the room.”

Dr. Shilo

300

What painting guards the entrance to the Gryffindor common room?

The Fat Lady

400

What is Dr. Wakely’s biggest pet peeve in gross descriptions?

Listing a measurement (A x B x C cm) and giving the greatest dimension. Ex: The mass is 5.0 x 4.0 x 3.0 cm and measures 5.0 cm in greatest dimension.

400

What organization method does Dr. Otero Use?

Eisenhower Method

400

Which pathologist does kettle bell training?

Dr. Gibbons-Fideler

400

“You can ask my fellow or *insert name of resident* more about this since they’re working on a research project about it.”

Dr. Frankel

400

In the wizarding world, speaking to snakes is a skill called what; famously practiced by who?

Parseltongue, Lord Voldemort.

500

Which resident accidentally catapulted an autopsy brain across the room?

Jennifer Ziebell

500

Which two attendings switched from peds to pathology?

Dr. Wakely & Dr. Suarez

500

Which pathologist has a coveted PS5?

Dr. Gamble

500

“I’m going out for a smoke.”

Dr. Suarez

500

What is the name of the Weasley twins’ magical joke pop-up shop?

Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes.

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