Dad Jokes
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator
I live in the street & steal food
I was put in jail, only to get out
Aladdin
Where is bile stored in the body?
Gallbladder
What animal has the longest lifespan?
Tortoise
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear
My mother died when i was young.
My best friend is a fish
Ariel
Normal resting heart rate for an adult?
60-80 bpm
What mammal can lay eggs?
Platypus
What do you call a musical cow?
A moo-sician
My father was killed
I am to be king of
the jungle one day
Simba
What is the medical term for "Kneecap"?
Butterflies use which part of their body to taste?
Their feet
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain
I think everything that happens on a TV show is real
I met a crazy cat and an obsessed hamster
Bolt
What is the longest muscle in the body?
Sartorius
What is a rhino's horn made of?
Keratin