Family Vacations
Whilst evading the police in Arizona, Donna pulled into this restaurant parking lot to hide.
What is In-and-Out?
William, the troubled child that lived a few houses away from Nana in Breezy Point, had this very sweet nickname for Sam.
What is Big Samantha? (Really, Really Big Samantha is also accepted)
Smiles sweetly while pronouncing “spaghetti” like she’s auditioning for The Godfather Part IV.
Who is Giada De Laurentiis?
This racing game was how you ruined family relationships — by dropping TNT crates on each other in split-screen mode, a staple of the Palermo/Lowe house.
What is Crash Bandicoot?
The only place where a man named Tony will hand you prosciutto samples while “That’s Amore” plays at full volume-- occasionally a Frank Sinatra impersonator singing next to the olive bar
What is Uncle Guiseppe's?
This was THE drink of the Dominican Republic, and probably caused so many tummy aches
What is a Virgin Mudslide?
This was the only thing Cass would eat at Taco Bell as a child, and they messed it up every time
What is a crunchy taco with just meat and cheese?
Will show up to an 80-year-old grandmas house just to prove that her apple pie that everyone loves is actually not that good because he can make it better after one try-- Would challenge his own reflection to a cook-off if given five minutes and a bottle of chipotle mayo.
Who is Bobby Flay?
Located in Tyrannia, this communal breakfast item regenerates once a day and can feed your Neopet for free
What is the Giant Omelette?
She can sense your grandmother’s energy, your bad aura, and If you’ve ever heard someone say, “Your uncle’s coming through, he says hi,” at a Panera — it was probably her.
Who is Theresa Caputo (the long island medium)?
We played this board game every night at Myrtle Beach, and then went home and purchased it to continue playing at every family gathering
What is Worst Case Scenario?
This German chocolate candy frequented the candy bowl on the coffee table at the beach house, along with spearmint gummies and off-brand gumdrops.
What are Reisens?
Looks like he’s going to bench-press the fryer before yelling about restaurant cleanliness. Every episode ends with him doing push-ups in a polo.
Who is Robert Irvine?
You could win this for 5 cents on the coin spinning game at Taco Bell in the early 2000s.
What are Cinnamon Twists?
This is the stop before Massapequa on the LIRR.
What is Seaford?
During our trip to Savannah, we went on a cemetery ghost tour and listened to a story about a ghost woman who is often seen searching for her ring. This is the woman's name.
Who is Alice Flagg?
We often fought over the spinny things at this park during our school vacations
What is Marjorie Post?
Ina Garten's husband, Jeffrey's, favorite food.
What is roast chicken?
This recurring Tosh.0 segment gave viral “fail” celebrities a chance to re-create their humiliation — from the “Boom Goes the Dynamite” guy to the kid who bit his brother.
What is a Web Redemption?
This Massapequa bagel spot was once home to the most infamous five-foot meltdown in internet history.-- You're not god or my father... or my boss
What is Bagel Boss?
When Aunt Donna said that Matt was "such a jew" while sitting in the hot tub at our vacation house, this is what she was sipping (that most likely led to the jew comment).
What is a frozen wine cooler?
The scene of the crime: where we all got chased by geese because Alex and Dani were taunting them.
Has never eaten a chip in his life but will critique yours for lack of “elegant crunch.”
Who is Geoffrey Zakarian?
Starring in Barbie Swan Lake, he is probably the most evil villian of all time.
Who is Rothbart?
This is where the Spencer's in the Sunrise Mall was located (describe in detail as if it is 2011).
What is on the second floor next to the food court, right by Sears, across from the Hot Topic and Claire's, directly next to Charlotte Russe?