hyPOTenuse
The highest prize at an arcade or casino.
Jackpot
The act of removing ones clothes and trespassing onto the playing surface of an athletic competition
Streaking
Breakfast but if an Irish person was talking:
M _ ple _ yrup o_ me p _ n _ _ ke _
Maple syrup on me pancakes
While it would not behoove one to do so, it would technically not be forbidden from consuming snow that is this color.
Yellow
The only difference between ice cream and custard is that custard contains this nutrient rich portion of a common breakfast item that is used to provide nourishment for a developing embryo.
Egg yolks
In the first season of South Park, Cartman repeatedly implores his pet cat to refrain from eating this dish, a meat and vegetable mixture enclosed in a deep dish flaky crust.
Pot pie
4 NFL teams have never even been to a super bowl, let alone won one. Points for every team you get. Once, you get one wrong, other team has a chance to get the rest.
Detroit Lions (1930)
Cleveland Browns (1946)
Jacksonville Jaguars (1995)
Houston Texans (2002)
Category: Things Necessary for Crossing a River
_ e _ _ in _ you _ boo _ s _ e _
Getting your boots wet
My fiancé and I are going to this state which constantly has a man in the news named after it for our winter break.
Florida
Started watching this show which is #1 on Netflix over the weekend about a girl that goes to live with like 10 other kids after her family gets in an accident. Not bad tbh
My Life With the Walter Boys
This corporation has nearly 500,000 employees with stores in all 50 states. From lugnuts to home appliances, get all your household improvement needs with this major sponsor of college football with a bangin theme song.
Home Depot
The mascot for the University of California Santa Cruz athletic teams is this slow moving shell-less gastropod mollusk named after a fruit high in potassium
Banana Slug
Category: The Holiday Season
_is _ _ e se_son _o _ i _e _resen _s
Tis the season to give presents
Point for all of the elf food groups you can name
Candy
Candy Cane
Candy Corn
Syrup
It took me playing just the prologue of Baldur's Gate 3 last week to learn why it got game of the year. It is basically a video game version of this table top game that the kids in Stranger Things play.
Dungeons and Dragons
Having great power, influence, or respect. More commonly used when referring to things with strong fragrances.
Potent
This 3 time Big Ten Football Champion Head Coach and 15 year NFL veteran quarterback's greatest accomplishment is likely having 5 more rushing yards in the NFL than the great Bo Jackson.
Jim Harbaugh
Category: A Rather Unfortunate Scenario
A _ _ iden _ _ lly ge _ _ ing pu _ in a _ox and s _ ipped _ o Fresno _ alifornia ins _ ead of _ _e _opaz you were _rying _o send your aun _ _ ea _ri _e
Accidentally getting put in a box and shipped to Fresno California instead of the topaz you were trying to send your aunt Beatrice.
One time my roommate from college snuck into this shut down water park in Aurora, Ohio and went sled riding down the old waterslides during our Christmas break sophomore year.
Wildwater Kingdom
My in-laws old cat's name was Zoey, but I insisted on calling it this name. The same name as the youngest son in Malcolm in the Middle and also the name of a common decimal system.
Dewey
An archaic English term for somebody who sold medicines and drugs
Apothecary
The Detroit Lions had two of the best NFL players to ever exist (both are in the hall of fame) to straight up retire in the middle of their primes. Points for each player you get.
Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson
Category: Red Flags in a Potential Partner
W _ en _ _ ey _on't _now a _ out _ an _ ea
When they don't know about pangea
This activity, which is a felony in all 50 states and D.C., would not be advisable. An example could be putting a neurotoxin in a man made lake used for recreation and for increased water quantity in the watershed.
Poisoning a reservoir
This highly coveted modern commodity (which I still don't understand the value of) was first launched in 2009 under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto
Bitcoin