"IT'S (KID) LIT!"
THIS BOOK SERIES FEATURES TWO AMPHIBIAN FRIENDS WHO SPORT A CLASSY, SARTORIAL WARDROBE.
What is FROG AND TOAD?
WE CALL THE BABIES OF THIS SPECIES THE SAME THING THAT WE CALL THE POUCH IN WHICH THEY'RE CARRIED.
What are KANGAROOS?
THIS AFC NORTH LINEBACKER HAS LED THE NFL IN SACKS IN THREE DIFFERENT SEASONS, A LEAGUE RECORD.
WHO IS T.J. WATT?
DUCK! THIS YOUNG BOY TOOK A TOY PISTOL TO THE FACE WHEN HE ASKED TO GO TO "THE OTHER GRANDMA'S HOUSE."
WHO IS BOB KLINE?
NO RUSH - LET'S JUST LEAVE JOSH AT CFA ON THIS HISTORIC OCCASION.
What is 9/11?
DON'T LET THIS INSECT OF THE ORDER LEPIDOPTERA LOOSE IN THE PANTRY.
What is The Very Hungry Caterpillar?
SORRY, POPS: IN THIS SPECIES, IT'S THE FATHER THAT GIVES BIRTH.
What are SEAHORSES?
THIS FORMER FIRST LADY AND CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS WASN'T SO KEEN ON THE EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT.
WHO IS ELEANOR ROOSEVELT?
DIG STRAIGHT DOWN IN SPRINGFIELD OHIO AND YOU MIGHT JUST WIND UP IN THIS PLACE - ACCORDING TO YOUNG KANAKO, ANYWAY.
WHAT IS CHINA?
THIS STORY, WRITTEN BY LAURE JOFFE NUMEROFF AND ILLUSTRATED BY FELICIA BOND, WARNS OF THE ENDLESS DEMANDS OF AN UNWANTED FREELOADER.
THIS BABY ANIMAL CAN START WALKING ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER BIRTH.
What is a FOAL?
ANSWER THIS QUESTION CORRECTLY AND YOU JUST MIGHT BECOME A "RICH GIRL", AS DESCRIBED BY THIS SONGWRITER FROM POTTSTOWN.
Who is Daryl Hall?
AT THE END OF TIMES, WHEN THE DRAGON, THE BEAST, AND THE FALSE PROPHET ALIGN AGAINST THE CHURCH, GOD WILL RING OUT HIS JUST WRATH AGAINST SATAN AND THE UNREPENTANT SINNERS AT THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON, LEADING TO HIS FINAL VICTORY OVER EVIL. OR, AS DESCRIBED BY JESSICA TO GRAMMY KLINE:
What is "demons, all gone"?
LOOK OUT BELOW! AN INFANT JESSICA UP-CHUCKED IN THE BASEMENT OF THIS CFC FAMILY.
Who are THE HACKETTS?
THIS AUTHOR, A FIGHTER ACE IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR, CREDITED A COMBAT HEAD INJURY FOR HIS CREATIVITY.
WHO IS ROALD DAHL?
AT BIRTH, THIS ANIMAL CANNOT SEE OR HEAR, AND IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A JELLYBEAN - MAYBE EUCALYPTUS-FLAVORED.
What is a KOALA?
THIS MIDCENTURY NEW YORK CITY REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER WAS SO MISERLY THAT HE WAS DENOUNCED IN A WOODY GUTHRIE SONG.
WHO IS FRED TRUMP?
DON'T LET YOUNG JOSH KUNKLE READ TOO MANY BOOKS, OR HE MIGHT START CALLING SWEET OLD LADIES "THIS" - THREE WORDS.
What is a POMPOUS OLD WINDBAG?
DON'T FEED YOUR CHILD THIS COMBINATION AT APPLEBEE'S.
What is "LEMONADE AND A COOKIES-AND-CREAM MILKSHAKE"?
MAURICE SENDAK SAID THAT THE GREATEST COMPLIMENT HE EVER RECEIVED WAS WHEN A LITTLE BOY DID THIS TO AN ORIGINAL DRAWING INCLUDED IN A LETTER.
What is "eat it"?
A BABY PLATYPUS IS KNOWN AS THIS - HARRY POTTER FANS MIGHT SCRATCH THEIR HEADS.
What is a PUGGLE?
THIS HIP-HOP ARTIST IS KNOWN FOR "BODAK YELLOW", HER COLLABORATION WITH MAROON 5 ON "GIRLS LIKE YOU", AND "W.A.P." - WE WON'T BE SAYING THAT TITLE ON AIR.
WHO IS CARDI B?
LITTLE JOSH KLINE WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM DISCUSSING THE AZTEC SUN GOD HUITZILOPOCHTLI. BUT DON'T SHOW HIM THIS ACTION CHARACTER - YOU MIGHT SCARE HIM.
Who is THE BLACK POWER RANGER?
WHEN DISMISSING DANIEL'S TREE NUT ALLERGY, MOM SAID THAT THE CAUSE OF HIS DISCOMFORT WAS ACTUALLY "THIS".
What is THE TEXTURE?