Resident PhD, low key developing a fan-club
Ryan
This bird can occasionally be found roaming the subway
Pigeon
He went for a 'roll in the hay' with (at least) six different women
Henry VIII
"There's nothing like a good book"
Johannes Gutenberg
B***h, I said what I said...
I'd rather be famous instead
This is either pair of scholars in this class with very similar surnames.
Nicholas Winns and Perisa Winn ; Dennis Boateng and Andrew Boateng-Fenteng
This bird flaps its wings more than 50 times per second
Hummingbird
He "discovered" many places and "civilized" many peoples
Christopher Columbus
"Cool head...would be a shame if you lost it"
Maximilien Robespierre
You're just too good to be true...
cant take my eyes off of you
When it comes to writing and taking laps around the 4th floor, no one is better
Shayna
Owl
A big pile of "number two" adds some comic relief to this 17th century turning point
Defenestration of Prague
*apple falls from tree* "Huh...interesting"
Isaac Newton
A dollar might, turn to a million and we all rich...
thats just how I feel
She has great days and she has horrible days. Either way, she'll let you know.
Tanissa
It is illegal to hunt this bird in the United States
Bald Eagle
Her husband 'disappeared' after she seized power through a coup
Catherine the Great
"Abroad changed me"
Peter the Great
She dont wanna be saved...
dont save her
He should probably be taking Air Force One instead of the subway amirite???
Grant
Known for its distinct color, this bird can also be found on a certain baseball team's uniform
Blue Jay
This Polish romanticist "tickles the ivories" while scholars are working in class
Frederic Chopin
"We're gonna need a bigger house"
Louis XIV
I bite my tongue...
its a bad habit