QUOTABLE HOLIDAY-RELATED MOVIES
"Just fixing-?! Now listen, we have dolls that cry, talk, walk, blink and run a temperature. We don't need any chewing dolls!"
What is "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer"?
"Stink, stank, stunk"
What is "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch"?
Kiss!
What is what you do under the mistletoe?
"You sit on a throne of lies!"
What is "Elf"?
"It has a lovely body, with legs so short and thin, and when it gets all tired, it drops and I will win!"
What is "The Dreidel Song"?
This decoration was once thought to ward off evil spirits.
What is holly?
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
What is "Home Alone"?
"I just got back from a lovely trip along the Milky Way"
What is "Santa Claus is coming to town"?
You need a mat, a candle holder and seven candlesticks, crops, corn, a unity cup, gifts, and to give thanks to celebrate this.
What is Kwanzaa?
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho! Ho! Ho!"
What is "Die Hard"?
"I would like a pair of skates, then I'd go out skating. But I really don't know how to skate..."
What is "All I Really Want For Christmas"?
This religious holiday often falls near the Judeo-Christian Holiday season, but is not often in December.
What is Ramadan?
"Why don't you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it, that will give you a charge."
What is "Black Christmas" (1974)?
"I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. Heat Blister, I'm Mr. 101"
What is "Snow Miser/Heat Miser"?
This Czech holiday, named for a Saint, has parents hire costumed performers of Santa, an angel, and a devil to come speak to their children and give gifts.
What is St. Mikulas / St. Nicholas Day?