It's All Relative
These are the names of the people give us Barnes&Noble gift cards for our birthday.
Who are Mike and Annette Gill?
This is dad's catchphrase before a vacation.
What is "NOW I'm on vacation!" ?
This person has a third nipple.
Who is Michael?
The name of the spider that comes out at Christmas.
Our seventh great (great, great, great, great, great, great, great) grandfather.
This trip is the one where Michael threw up in the middle of the night.
What is Bemidji?
This person ate through the stash of leftover advent calendar chocolates in one summer.
Who is Jacob?
This is the most common Pagone snack.
What is protein bar?
These people had a shot gun wedding after they were impregnated with a baby boy.
Who are Great Grandparents Bob and Maxine?
The color of the shirt that Grandmom wore while hot tubing in a woodsy cabin.
What is white?
The style of hair that Michael wore through middle school.
What is emo?
This is the original color of the outside of the house.
What is a nasty green?
What is Zimmgone Productions?
The city that Dad arrived at when trying to get to Brainard.
What is Perham, MN?
This is a thing that we do when we are happy.
What is vibrate?
This is what caused the hole in the basement ceiling.
What is Jacob's Pool Stick.
These are the names that were shared in an email on the night our nephews were born.
What is Brook and Gregson?
This is the person that ruined the Vermillion Music Museum trip.
Who is Jacob?
This is the password to the clear brick phones that we had.
What is nonexistent?
This is the door that Pagone kids used to sneak out of.
What is the basement door?