Paige
This air sign is known for being independent, creative, slightly chaotic. They are highly intellectual and creative, and marked by independence, they don't like to be instructed what to do. While they can be social, they are not likely to participate in social interactions unless they truly want to.
What is an Aquarius?
Known for glaciers, volcanoes, and unreal landscapes, this Nordic island country is basically Earth showing off. Paige got her first tattoo here.
What is Iceland?
This hard Italian cheese can legally only be made in a specific region of Italy if it wants to use its famous name. Paige would eat a whole block raw.
What is Parmigiano Reggiano?
These puffy, cotton-like clouds usually mean good weather and vibes are high.
What is cumulus?
This artist released SOUR and GUTS and heading Glastonbury this past year.
Who is Olivia Rodrigo?
This fictional Disney heroine is Paige’s spirit animal. They sail across the ocean, restores the heart of Te Fiti, and belts out “How Far I’ll Go.”
Who is Moana?
This European country is where Paige burned a cig hole in her hotel bed and saw her top streamed artist in the same day. Famous for waffles, fries, beer, and being way more charming than people expect.
What is Belgium?
This dry-cured Italian ham is sliced paper-thin and is so yummy with Brie.
What is Prosciutto?
This low-lying cloud is often so close to the ground that you can literally walk through it.
What is fog?
This artist held an after party set in our college apartment building, known for his pop edm. Most of us were at his show at the ave recently.
Who is Matroda?
This animal stores a baby in its pouch and is one of the scariest creatures in the world. If it runs at you, it will kill you, and it’s terrifying, and it has really big muscles and it stands on its big, thick tail.
What is a Kangaroo?
Home to baguettes and wine—this country is where Paige spent her 18th birthday.
What is France?
This French cheese is soft, creamy, and absolutely smells worse than it tastes. Some girls names.
What is Brie?
Thin, wispy clouds found high in the sky that often look like brushstrokes.
What is cirrus?
This genre-blending artist with a cult following is a close second to Paige’s most streamed artist, and responsible for the hit “Evergreen”
Who is Omar Apollo?
This pop star was Paige’s most-streamed artist of 2025… and 2024… and probably 2023 too—placing her comfortably in the top 0.1% of listeners alongside a suspicious number of 12-year-olds.
Who is Olivia Rodrigo?
This country was where Hugh Paige and Saylor got trapped, haunted by jerk chicken forever.
What is Jamaica?
Often spicy and cured, this pork sausage is a staple on charcuterie boards and pairs dangerously well with wine.
What is salami?
This gray, blanket-like cloud layer is known for overcast skies and light, steady precipitation.
What is stratus?
Known for silky vocals and songs like “Japanese Denim,” this R&B artist is always on Paige’s rotation.
Who is Daniel Caesar?
This rare anatomical condition involves a divided uterus, and duplicates of each reproductive component. Bonus prize for the term for Paige’s specific anatomy.
What is Uterine Didelphys or more specifically, Septate Uterus.
This region of Italy is where Paige’s ancestors are from, home to mountains, medieval hill towns, and some of the most underrated food in the country.
What is Abbruzzo?
This cured meat, coated in cracked black pepper and commonly found front and center on Paige’s ideal charcuterie board, is a go-to crowd favorite.
What is peppered salami?
This towering cloud type is Paige’s favorite, responsible for thunderstorms, heavy rain, lightning, and general chaos.
What is a cumulonimbus?
This artist is releasing an EP on January 29th and hosting a release show at 1107 Brandywine on January 30th. Bonus prize for the backing bands name.
Who is Hue Hinton & Greydient?