Burnett Folklore
Oliveopoly
Sean Stories
Sarah's Animal Friends
PakidgeParty
100
The eldest Burnett famously described Olive as this machine with a need for speed
What is a hot rod?
100
Part of the Great White North, this is Olives birthplace
What is British Colombia?
100
Just weeks ago, Sean revealed this unlikely skill, giving Simone Biles a run for her money
What is doing a split?
100
The havanese king that seeks Sarah out for scritches (say that 3 times fast)
Who is Sesame?
100
Upon meeting, Sean and Jake began a tender friendship marked with this matching accessory
What are the paper airplane hats?
200
This heart-healthy dinner option exposed to the group that George Burnett actually has no class and terrible taste! A shock!
What is tilapia?
200
A healthy queen! Olive's favorite fruit
What are apples?
200
This substance, usually purchased for pets, is what Sean used to take care of a particularly bad mess in the basement
What is cat litter?
200
The oddly human name of the french bulldog/baby warthog that Sarah walks 3 days a week
Who is Kira?
200
This silly bone is what Jake fractured on the family trip to Vail
What is his humerus?
300
A surprise pakidge if you will, the Burnetts found this amount of money stashed in the cooler of a hoarder
What is $13,000?
300
This crunchy corn chip is the best comparison when describing the smell of Olive's feet
What are Fritos?
300
The seemingly aggressive phrase that Sean yelled across the street to a potential new friend
What is HEY YOU KNOW ME
300
The names of the bonded guinea pigs that lived with Sarah & Margaret during senior year of college
Who are Cashew and Debbie?
300
This Upper West Side institution is the gluten free restaurant the gang visited during the April 2022 trip to New York
What is Thyme & Tonic?
400
In lieu of a drivers license, David Burnett refers to his proof of identification as this
What is his drinking card?
400
The name of Olive's favorite plush squirrel
Who is Henry?
400
In an act of sensitivity grace, Sean chose this location to be place he told Margaret he "just wanted to be friends"
What is Essence Hookah Lounge?
400
The basic name of the corgi Sarah has weasled her way into being friends with
Who is Cooper
400
This romantic location is where Sean told Margaret they should be "just friends"
What is a hookah lounge?
500
After years of being Burnett-adjacent, Sean received indirect permission to call George by his first name in this medium
What is over email?
500
The doggie beauty standard and this imperfection led to Olive being a discount bin puppy
What is her underbite?
500
The seemingly innocuous topic that Sarah brought up that caused drunk Sean to yell at her, claiming she turned everyone against him
What is sandcastle/wedding officiating
500
This 2 words are very unusual pair, and are the names of Sarah's future foster kittens
What are Licorice and Jingles?
500
The event that preceded this picture
What is Sarah's 22nd birthday?