This could be a DnD Campaign
A nation's military deployed weapons and soldiers to wage war against thousands of large flightless birds that were destroying their farmland, and the birds won
Real event! The Great Emu War, Australia 1932
"I Got Reincarnated as a Massage Chair" - After a young man passes away from an ailment, he is reincarnated as a plush chair in a busy shopping plaza.
made up!
When you roll a natural 20 on an attack roll, you score one of these:
a critical hit (or crit)
most likely to send homoerotic instagram reels
Ramses
A basic oil change for your car at a chain like Jiffy Lube
$40-$60
A coastal village's fishing nets kept coming up empty until they discovered a merchant had been dumping spoiled grain upstream, attracting all the fish to feed and die in a specific area he then harvested
fake event haha
"Overflow" - Three childhood friends reunite as adults and end up sharing a bathroom together, leading to steamy situations.
Hentai
what is the base/ average walking speed for a player character in combat?
30ft per round
sometimes played at public parks, which video game united the group in early pandemic days?
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Getting your wisdom teeth removed (all four) WITH insurance
$200-$600 out of pocket
A traveling performer convinced an entire medieval village that he could play a magic flute to lure away their rat infestation. After not receiving payment for this, he led 130 of the village's children into the nearby woods, where they were never seen again.
real event! The Pied Piper of Hamelin is a legendary tale rooted in a likely real tragedy from June 26, 1284, in Hamelin, Germany, where 130 children allegedly vanished
"Interspecies Reviewers" - Adventurers visit and review various fantasy brothels staffed by different species like elves, cat-girls, and demons
anime ! (but barely, as it did get pulled from some streaming services)
name 1 cantrip!
(round robin)
First player to buzz in starts, they name one cantrip, goes around the circle, each person adds one, first person to fail to name a new cantrip is eliminated
which 3 people shared kisses on New Year's Eve?
Axel, Royce, and Finn
Emergency room visit for stitches WITHOUT insurance
$750-$2,000
A farming community's livestock began dying mysteriously until villagers discovered a local hermit had been poisoning the water supply to drive people away from land he claimed was cursed by his ancestors
fake haha
"Yosuga no Sora" - Twin siblings move to the countryside after their parents die, and one develops romantic feelings for the other
anime
Which DnD NPC committed a mass genocide and trapped his son in a volcano as punishment?
Adrehous
which 8 hour event singlehandedly sunburned everyone in the attending party?
the Washington Renaissance Fair, 2025
A bulk pack of ramen noodles, priced per individual serving
$0.30-$0.80
A ship captain preserved his severed ear in a jar for seven years, then dramatically presented it to his government as evidence of enemy aggression. This sparked a nine-year war between two empires.
real event! War of Jenkins' Ear, 1739
"Mankitsu Happening" - A man gets a job managing an apartment building and develops relationships with the female tenants
hentai
This condition prevents you from taking actions or reactions, and attacks against you have advantage
paralyzed
Which mid 2000's animated show sparked questions of gender identity for multiple people within the group?
Towing your car from an illegal parking spot (tow + impound fee for one day)
$200-$400