He blacked out at noon and fell asleep on the train after being shirtless with a bunch of black men at Rolling Loud; he woke up in upstate New York at 3am with no phone or wallet
Whos is Jack Marinello?
This Will grew up in the Pacific Northwest and enjoys skiing, ethnic women, and a sweet treat...
Who is Nyman?
Melanoma of the scalp
Who is Tim?
Salma Hayek
Who is Will Nyman?
This italian, while lacking in italian blood, spent his fall quarter of junior year experiencing everything and everyone Roma had to offer
Who is Casper Arbabi?
Ending with a nap behind the toilet, his night was spent running around the house singing latin music and being chased by ***** until 4am
Who is Robert?
This Will was recently quoted saying "Deni Advija you dirty Kike..."
Who is Regan?
Swerved and bent the corner (wooooahhh)
Jack Marinello
Ana De Armas
Who is Casper?
This Italian is named for a saint I think, and will take your virginity in most sports, please don't ask him about Marvel we will be here all night
Who is Mike?
For this guy's worst blackout, he went to a girl he was hooking up with's house after bid party (uninvited), told her friends he was invited, and proceeded to facetime her 17 times
(she hates me)
Who is Will Regan?
This Will is the most coordinated member of the house, and is known for his quick hands
Who is Mike O?
Suicide bombing (for Allah)
Who is Casper?
Tate Mcraeeee
Who is Rob?
Who is Marco?
His first time clubbing in Barcelona, this guy disappeared around 4am and was found sleeping with a 8 on the beach at 8
Who is Casper!
This Will is known for his lack of blatter control, and has peed in at least 4 rooms in this house
Who is Regan?
Late-onset type 2 diabetes
Who is Will Nyman?
Viive Godthoweveryouspellit
Who is Mike O?
This Italian, despite looking like a Soprano, is actually furthest removed from his most recent born in Italy relative, and a terrible blackout
Who is Jack Marinello?
His freshman year Gac, he was so drunk and so dedicated to the grind that he ate a puzzle piece to block another team from winning!
Who is Timmy?
Famous for his nudity on bathroom floors
Who is Nyman?
Botched deportation to Cuba
Who is Rob?
Gorlock
Who is Jack Marinello?
This Italian spent his Junior fall in Milan, gaining an affinity for AC Milan and the local wildlife. Sources say he layed with more than 600 people of undisclosed gender and age ...
Who is Tim?