Nicknames
Buildings and Grounds
Former Staff
Special Skills
Potpourri
100
Jim Wassermann's cute nickname.
What is Fuzzy?
100
Another name for the cold storage building organized by Mr. Stock.
What is Wayne's World?
100
One of this retired employee's last major projects was the infamous "Mine Roller".
Who is Dave Kelly?
100
Besides beating off, Nathan's hobby is to beat on these.
What is Drums?
100
One method Turbo used to dry the street sweeper samples.
What is in the coffee room oven?
200
Former employee known for getting the job done quickly. Nicknamed "Turbo" by Peter Rhodes.
Who is Tyrell Bjarnason?
200
If you want things to hang a-"round" for awhile, store them in this metal building.
What is the Butler Bin?
200
Often joking about receiving a labotomy in the US, this retired ginger was unsuccessfully sued by a Client.
Who is Gordon Hultgreen.
200
One of this shop guy's special skills is having profanity filled conversations with himself and the objects he's working on.
Who is Scott Kennedy?
200
Besides beer and project samples, during hunting season you might find this in the cooler.
What is Alan's deer/moose?
300
Not really a nickname but kind of a redneck way to say his first name.
Who is T-roy Lucyshyn?
300
Feeling gassy? This alarmed building is capable of monitoring the situation.
What is the Secure Test facility?
300
He holds the current record for joining and leaving PAMI as a staff member.
Who is Sheldon Grywacheski?
300
A talented kite flyer, this employee is also a skilled blacksmith.
Who is Tyler Dies?
300
What rank did Harry Burke hold upon his retirement from the army?
What is Major?
400
To avoid confusion, one of the Maurina's was renamed this.
Who is Suzy-Maurina?
400
We often refer to this building as the CPDC.
What is the Crops Processing and Development Centre?
400
This descendant from pirates of the Basque region of France, was childhood friends with notorious gangster, Herman Harper and had a horse named "bite".
Who is Phil Leduc?
400
This tired veteran is also a skilled grave digger.
Who is Jim Wassermann?
400
This CVA vehicle was known as the "beef wagon".
What is the grey Taurus station wagon?
500
His first name is Travis but he goes by his middle name.
Who is Larry Jorgenson?
500
Joy's "facility" - also a Jackson 5 song.
What is ABC?
500
PAMI exists partly due to this former staff member who has a road named after him.
Who is Jack Peck?
500
He's the co-inventor of a beer pong table kit that is likely going to make him millions and allow him to retire before he's 30.
Who is Aaron Maclellan?
500
This newsletter has been on hiatus since the main editors (Myrna Britz and later Keri Dalman) left PAMI.
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