A plane crashed between the border of France and Belgium. Where were the survivors buried?
The survivors don't need to be buried.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
What runs, but never walks. Murmurs, but never talks. Has a bed, but never sleeps. And has a mouth, but never eats?
Live
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calendar.
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name.
If your uncle’s sister is not your aunt, what relation is she to you?
Your mother.
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
They were the same man - Grover Cleveland
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
Sara has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Sara have?
Five - each daughter has the same brother
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red. What am I?
A match.
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
Time
You see me once in June, twice in November, and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "E"
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
Forwards I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?
Ton
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Shorter
If I had four eggs-
and a thief gave me three-
and my rooster laid five more-
how many eggs do I have?
7 because roosters don't lay eggs
What has a neck but no head?
A guitar
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint.
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
Jared’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and…?
Jared
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness