The Tales of Florida Man
This wrestler and his lawsuit against Gawker-"Florida Man shows up to court in formal bandana".
Hulk Hogan
Lock, Stock, and ____ Smoking Barrels times The Magnificent _____
Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels times The Magnificent 7 = 14
"Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down"
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air by Will Smith
When a nice old man who claims to be Santa Claus is institutionalized as insane, a young lawyer decides to defend him by arguing in court that he is the real thing.
Miracle on 34th Street
"Florida deems WWE pro-wrestling 'essential business' amid coronavirus pandemic"
True
Florida deems WWE pro-wrestling 'essential business' amid coronavirus pandemic - ABC News (go.com)
Florida Man blasts what theme song from car when being pulled over by the police?
Bad Boys
The ___ Element plus ____ Things I Hate About You
The 5th Element plus 10 Things I Hate About You = 15
"Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind"
Back in the USSR by the Beatles
"Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
The Nightmare Before Christmas
QAnon Followers Frustrated After Q Calls For Respecting Election Results, Uniting Behind Biden
Satire
QAnon Followers Frustrated After Q Calls For Respecting Election Results, Uniting Behind Biden (theonion.com)
Florida Man "ordered to stay away from animals after throwing live" (the states reptile) "through Wendy's Drive-Thru Window"
Alligator
The ____ Sense plus ____ Years a Slave
The 6th Sense x 12 Years a Slave = 18
"Can't you see the sunshine?
Can't you just feel the moonshine?"
Carolina on My Mind by James Taylor
A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general.
White Christmas
Mississippi police looking for man who pulled down his mask during bank robbery
True
Mississippi police looking for man who pulled down his mask during bank robbery (fox5dc.com)
Florida Woman threated to get _____ by "any means necessary".
A) car from the impound lot
B) cigarettes
C) McDonald's dipping sauce
D) money from the ATM
C) McDonald's Dipping Sauce
____ Days of Summer minus Friday the ____
500 Days of Summer minus Friday the 13th = 487
"I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"
Africa by Toto
While its Christmas status is argued, this film has an English man play a German villain, and the German spoken is actually gibberish.
Die Hard
NFL Suspends Steelers Roster For Breaking Coronavirus Protocol By Playing Ravens
Satire
NFL Suspends Steelers Roster For Breaking Coronavirus Protocol By Playing Ravens (theonion.com)
Florida deputy found inside stranger’s minivan smelling of alcohol, ______ in pocket
A) pacifier
B) lottery ticket
C) weed
Florida deputy found inside stranger’s minivan smelling of alcohol, PACIFIER in pocket
_____ Hours plus ____ Days of Night
127 Hours plus 30 Days of Night = 157
"The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin"
More well known for the main role in the classic, "A Christmas Story," Arthur Billingsley came out of acting retirement to play an elf in what contemporary Christmas movie?
Elf
OHSAA coronavirus rules: Students can wrestle, but can't shake hands