Way Too Long Ago
When did he come to America?
January 25th, 1989
Who is his #1 priority?
What’s the first thing he does with a salad?
He will only buy things made in ...
THE USA
How did he ask out mom?
Via Beeper
What high school did he go to?
Forest Hills High School
What does he like to have after his dinner?
Cleaning Spree!!!
How many pull ups can he do in a row?
What was his first job?
Food Delivery
What’s his favorite alcoholic beverage?
KRAKEN
The hard stuff
When does he sleep?
How many guns does he own?
2
Technically 3
What is his greatest asset?
What was his first car?
Delta 88 Oldsmobile
What is his favorite cologne?
Gucci Pour Homme
Where can he sleep?
Which animal is his sworn arch nemesis?
The Raccoon
When was his first date with mom?
February 23rd, 1997
Bonus Points for the brand
Haagen Daz
What’s the worst possible thing that could happen to a car ever?
RUST