Careful! Look both ways!
Paradoxian Students
Welcome to Students
Death, Snacks, & Taxes
100

This is the pastor who was famously hit by a car and still showed up as if nothing had happened.

Who is Jim Essian?

100

This is the student-led initiative we started this semester that brings live music into student ministry nights.

What is a Student-led Band?

100

According to students, this is who Jackson Powell looks like when he leads worship with a face mic.

Who is Brittany Spears?

100

This is Pastor Nathan Johnson’s least favorite shelled snack.

What are Oysters?

200

In an effort to boycott oil, Pastor James Lepine now drives this car.

What is a Tesla?

200

We met 24 new students this semester. This is how many have already shown up to student ministry events.

What is 14 students?

200

We started a Sunday hangout this semester designed to help us meet new students. It’s named after what we provide there and the day that is is on.

What is Donut Sundays?

200

This is the food you can expect at basically every Rooted Night.

What is Pizza?

300

Caleb launched this whistling object 100 yards into the sky -- smoking a college students car.

What is a Nerf football?

300

S&D Daily Double: Our goal was 10 Paradox students actively serving on a ministry team this semester. This is the current number of students serving.

What is 7 Students.

300

This is the book one of our students brings to every student event.

What is the encyclopedia of World War II small arms? 

300

This Italian dessert was called "Gel-a-tod-doe" by one of our Paradox students.

What is Gelato? 

400

S&D Daily Double: This is the document Caleb made this semester in case he gets hit by a bus, and everything needs to keep running.

What is a CEO Playbook?

400

S&D Daily Double: We set a goal of 50 students actively committing to regular prayer this semester. But this is the number we actually ended up with.

What is 64 prayer slots?

400

S&D Daily Double: We set a goal of 25 new students this semester, based on 5 per month. This is the number of new students we’ve already reached.

What are 24 students?

400

S&D Daily Double: This is the Rooted Night average attendance number we intentionally ‘killed’ so we could focus on foundations over headcount.

What is the goal of 50 students?

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