If Everyone Jumped Off a Cliff, You Would Too?
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why did the scarecrow win the award?
He was out-standing in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood!
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam!
What kind of a tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a train that carries bubble-gum?
A chew-chew train!
What does the nose say to the finger?
Stop picking on me!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you get when you put 3 ducks in a box?
A box of quakers!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing it just waved!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smartie!
Where do pencils come from?
Pennsylvania!
What day of the week are most twins born?
Twos-day!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What kind of jewelry does the Easter bunny wear?
14 Carrot Gold!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session!
What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow you’ve got problems!
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms!
What's a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo years-eve!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
What a cat's favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse(mouse)!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!