New Math
Stranger Than Fiction
Sibling Rivalry
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100
37
What is: the number of cocoa crispies I step on every morning.
100
"Are you kidding?"
What is: the answer to the question: "Can my Playmobil knights storm the Gingerbread House?"
100
"WTF"
What is: What you want to say when Brother 2 is throwing a fit because his socks don't pull up as high as Brother 1's.
100
Gladiator Pit
What is: Parenting
100
The great, green room
What is: Where Goodnight Moon goes down.
200
13
What is: the number of slang words for testicles currently in use in our house.
200
"A rectangle."
What is: the answer to "What do you want to be when you grow up?" after a soapbox lecture about how people come in all shapes and sizes.
200
41
What is: the number of times a day you stop yourself from telling your children you are going to sell them on eBay if they don't stop fighting.
200
The Times That Try Mom's Soul
What are: School vacations
200
I am
What is: Sam's last name.
300
60 (120)
What is: the number of minutes I tell people my kids get in front of a screen (versus what they really get).
300
A Dungeon
What is: what Brother 2 wanted for his birthday so that he could lock Brother 1 inside.
300
"Just Give it to Him!"
What is: The thing you promised you would never say but say all the time in a futile effort to have 5 minutes of peace.
300
The Pit of Despair
What are: the hours between 4 p.m and 7 p.m.
300
Australia
What is: the place where no good, terrible, very bad things still happen.
400
345,298
What is: the number of times you remind your kids to cough into their elbow, say 'thank you' or flush the toilet.
400
"You'll Get Water Up Your Nose."
What is: the answer to the question "What happens when I bend over in the tub to smell my testicles?"
400
"Life's Not Fair."
What is: The automatic answer to any question that starts with "Why can't I..."
400
Mom-niscience
What is: the ability for mothers to see, hear and know everything their children are up to.
400
Aggle, Flaggle, Klabble!
What is: what Trixie said when she lost KnuffleBunny.
500
10
What is: Minutes your children need to be asleep before you forget the rest of the day and start to sing Sweet Child o Mine in your head.
500
"No, thanks."
What is: the correct response to "Watch what I can do with my penis!"
500
Brotherly Love
What is: A thing that exists only in books, songs and movies.
500
The Most Wonderful Time of Year
What is: The first day of school.
500
Terrible teeth in his terrible jaws
What is: What does the Gruffalo have?
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