Dad Jokes!
What animal is dishonest?
This basketball team has won 2 NBA championships and resides in one of the largest cities in the country. The mascot of this team is a bear, but may travel to space with his teammates.
What is the Houston Rockets?
This animal can run up to 80 mph and is known for being the fastest land animal.
What is the cheetah?
How does a rancher keep track of his calculator?
What is "with a cow-culator?"
This minor baseball league team, the ------- Hammerheads, is named after the largest planet in our solar system. This planet is also known for its spot and high temperatures in its interior.
What is Jupiter?
Friend to the elephant, this animal is known for its large horn and is not able to jump due its weak ankles and knees.
What is a rhinoceros?
What do tacos say in church?
What is "Lettuce pray!"?
The asteroid 230975 ----- ------- is named after this famous Swiss tennis player known for winning 20 grand slams.
Who is Roger Federer?
This animal produces a common ingredient in cake and is a the name of a female elephant.
What is a cow?
What time do ducks wake up?
What is "at the quack of dawn?"
This iconic movie from 1996 tells the story of a team coming together to beat aliens in a basketball game of the Monstars and Tune Spuad. Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, and Michael Jordan make an appearance.
What is Space Jam?
There are this many species of Kangaroo and this number has the same amount of letters as its value.
What is 4?
How does the moon style his hair?
What is "eclipse it?"
This astronaut created his own Lunar Olympics during the Apollo 14 mission hitting his two golf balls and 6 iron on the moon.
Who is Alan Shepherd?
Residing in the capital of Russia, this zoo is home to over 1,200 different species of animals. Making it the largest zoo in the world.
What is the Moscow Zoo?