The Artist as a Young Man
Park met this former US president and war criminal on a field trip in kindergarten.
Who is George W. Bush?
Park is hoping to gain a bachelor's degree in this major.
What is Media, Art, & Design?
Park knows everything about these talented monster entertainers.
Who are The Muppets?
Park was contacted by an array of news outlets as a result of this incident, including TMZ, The New York Times, The Daily Mail, and CNN.
What is...well, you know.
Park's favorite novel.
What is Catcher in the Rye?
Park dressed as this primate for Halloween as a toddler.
What is a gorilla?
Park has been dating a beautiful woman in STEM for this many years.
What is 4 years?
What is his robotics team?
Park met this science class icon in 2013.
Who is Bill Nye the Science Guy?
What is...Cartoonist, Astronaut, Evil Scientist, or Fisherman
Park does not like this food group.
What is fruit?
Park tried to pursue engineering in order to learn more about this hyperfixation.
What are theme parks?
The doctors of Children's Mercy Hospital got mad at Park for visiting their hospital for this recurring health issue.
What is pnuemothorax (collapsed lung)?
Park's Big 3 (Astrology).
What are Pisces Sun, Virgo Moon, & Libra Rising?
In a (in retrospect) flamboyant move, Park's 7th birthday was themed around this 1964 Disney film.
What is Mary Poppins?
Park's comfort takeout meal.
What is Cane's?
This 90s toy is a recent subject of Park's interest.
What is Furby?
A dent is still visible in the side of Park's car from colliding with this object.
What is a pole?
Park's pants size.
What is 32W 34L?
Park's favorite stuffed animal as a child was this animal.
What is a rabbit?
This brief interest sparked from a Fourth of July trip in Summer 2015.
What are pyrotechnics/fireworks?
A random man stabbed this amount of Park's tires on the side of I-70.
What is 3 tires?
Park worked as this for a day during the last midterm election.
What is a poll worker?