THE PASSOVER TABLE
This food is sometimes referred to as Jewish penicillin.
What is Matzah ball soup?
This person was not excited to be asked repeatedly to be a leader. Went as far as asking, “Please…make someone else your agent.”
Who is Moses?
This popular amphibian had enough with Facebook and moved its writing over to Substack.
What is a frog's blog?
Doge cuts to the Dept of Agriculture could lead to the spread of this food hazard.
What is cattle disease?
One of these did not know how to ask - - but you do!
Who are the four children?
In Yiddish, it means stuffed.
What is Gefilte?
This person never takes the advice of their mother.
Who is the foolish child?
The bris had to be postponed because he was afflicted by this plague.
What is the mohel’s boil?
According to the Blue Book it could cost more than $1,000 to get your car windshield repaired when damaged by this plague.
What is hail?
After the Exodus, the Israelites spent this long wandering in the desert.
How many are 40 years?
Once upon a time, this was one of the cheapest cuts of meat, but its BBQ popularity changed that.
What is Brisket?
Pictures of this would be enough to turn anyone vegan.
What is cattle disease?
If only his cards showed temperance and justice and not death.
What is Pharoh's Tarot?
In some countries, you might find these in a kebab, a biryani, or covered in chocolate.
What are Locusts?
There are 4 of these in the Haggadah, but more than 4 of these in Jeopardy.
What are the four questions?
Early Greeks used this as a rub for lower back pain.
What is Horseradish?
She is an iconic older sister who could keep a good beat.
Who is Miriam?
This infected hair follicle has a tantrum when it doesn’t get its way.
What is a spoiled boil?
Bruce Springsteen had a big hit singing about dancing in this.
What is darkness?
According to tradition, the Israelites spent approximately this much time in Egypt.
What is 400 years?
Sammy Davis Jr was referring to what when he sat at his piano for a television ad and told us to “try some after dinner tonight.”
What is Manischewitz?
He has ghosted us every year.
Who is Elijah?
It follows every spicy hot trend.
What is a faddish horseradish?
This species sheds its skin about once a week.
What are frogs?
If this actually occurred, it happened not quite 4000 years ago.
What is the Exodus?