Moses Shenanigans
They bounced around in Pharoah’s Panties
What are Frogs
Literally Enslaved the Fam and still gets a shoutout
Who is Pharoah
You think you’re special for eating this but you are really just an idiot
What is Maror
We trick little kids and say he’s real so that we can have more wine
Who is Elijah
He talked to this like it was his Therapist
What is the burning bush
Shows up with Frogs and Lice, and still thinks he’s the main character
Who is GOD
The ultimate hide and seek champion
What is the afikomen
Child asks a bunch of questions and all of a sudden they’re better than everyone else
What is the passover seder
He got commanded on a mountain with no cell survice
What is Mount Sinai
Finding the afikomen in less than a minute and demanding $50 from your grandpa
What is Alpha Sigma behavior
Looks like it got shoved in a meat grinder but hits the spot every seder
What is Charoset
Tells everyone to sing in Hebrew but doesn’t know the words
Fake Passover Rabbi
What from Passover gives Jack the most pleasure
He rage quit Egypt using a weather hack
What is the parting of the Red Sea
Downing the Bitter Herb to show your lunatic uncle that you’re cooler than him
What is Negative a million Aura
Shows up as the main character but shatters and ruins the whole meal
What is Matza
You battle your sibling over a cracker which gives you extra allowance
What is the meaning of passover
What are directions (or google maps)
Can’t eat bread for a week and won’t shut up about it
Who is your Jewish mutual on Instagram
Used to symbolize sacrifice but usually just confuses vegetarians
What is the Shank Bone
You dip your Parsley in Salt Water while your uncle tries to be the main character
What is every childhood seder