Dad Jokes
It's a piece of cake!
How do you drive your rabbi crazy during Pesach?
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones!
What is the shankbone?
A baby's name for a parent that starts the chorus of this favorite Passover song.
What is Dayeinu (Da-da-yeinu)?
The thin blue and red booklet the older generation grew up reading on Passover
What is the Maxwell House Hagaddah?
They can be "sinkers" or "floaters" in your bowl.
What are matzah balls?
(YEA, CHEF!)
A Matzochist
What do you call someone who gets pleasure from the Bread of Affliction?
Parsley or celery
What is Karpas?
The youngest person asks these in song
Who recites the Ma Nishtana (4 Questions)?
The number of cups of wine we drink at the seder
What is 4?
Many people like to eat maror with this seafood treat, too.
What is gefilte fish?
Pharaoh's daughter: she pulled a profit out of the water!
Who was the best businesswomen in the Bible?
Represents the Korban Chagigah or festival sacrifice.
What does the beitza (roasted egg) represent?
Younger children often sing a song about this green amphibian in Pharoah's bed.
What is a frog?
A wine-drinking visitor to every Seder.
Who is Elijah?
What you eat when you can't have one with extra cheese from Jerusalem (or a Kosher Pizza Hut)
What is matzah pizza?
Because he didn't get a raise.
Why the Matzah quit his job?
It represents the Pesach sacrifice (though vegetarians may substitute a beet)
What is the shankbone?
The person who knows "One-Oh!"
Who is Gruncle Jon?
Where we hope to be next year
What is Jerusalem referred to in the Seder?
This yummy passover treat is made with coconut, sugar and eggs and often comes out of a can.
What is a macaroon?
Darth Seder
Who is behind Pharaoh's Evil Empire?
In Yemen, this is made from figs, dates and sesame seeds, not apples and nuts
What is Charoset?
The multi-tallented son-in-law responsible for tonight's music
Who is Elan (Aba)
The blessing said only on the first night of Pesach (or any holiday).
What is Shehechiyanu?
This overly expensive and MAGICAL Theme Park was negotiated for the Afikomen at the behest of Trisha.
Disney World!