Dad Jokes
Seder Plate
Shirim
Haggadah
Fun Foods
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It's a piece of cake!

How do you drive your rabbi crazy during Pesach?

100
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones
What is the shankbone
100
A baby's name for a parent starts the chorus of this favorite Passover song.
What is Dayeinu (Da-da-yeinu)
100
The number of times we wash our hands
What is 2
100
They can be "sinkers" or "floaters" in your bowl.
What is matzah balls.
200

A Matzochist

What do you call someone who gets pleasure from the Bread of Affliction?

200
Parsley or celery
What is Karpas
200
The youngest person asks these in song
What is Ma Nishtana (4 Questions)
200
The number of cups of wine we drink at the seder
What is 4
200
Many people like to eat maror with this seafood treat, too.
What is gefilte fish
300

Pharaoh's daughter: she pulled a profit out of the water!

Who was the best businesswomen in the Bible

300
Represents the Korban Chagigah or festival sacrifice.
What is beitza (roasted egg)
300
Younger children often sing a song about this green amphibian in Pharoah's bed.
What is a frog
300

A wine-drinking visitor to every Seder.

Who is Elijah?

300

What you eat when you can't one with extra cheese from Jerusalem (or a Kosher Pizza Hut)

What is matzah pizza

400

Because he didn't get a raise!

Why the Matzah quit his job?

400
It represents the Pesach sacrifice (though vegetarians may substitute a beet)
What is the shankbone
400
There are many melodies to this song about the difficulties of being slaves
What is Avadim Hayinu
400
Where we hope to be next year
What is Jerusalem
400
This yummy passover treat is made with coconut, sugar and eggs and often comes out of a can.
What is a macaroon
500

Darth Seder

Who is behind Pharaoh's Evil Empire?

500
In Yemen, this is made from figs, dates and sesame seeds, not apples and nuts
What is Charoset.
500
It was an only kid.
What is Chad Gadya
500
The blessing said only on the first night of Pesach (or any holiday).
What is Shehechiyanu
500
What you can use instead of flour
What is matzah meal
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