On Location
What state am I from?
A. New Jersey
B. Connecticut
C. Maryland
D. Pennsylvania
A. New Jersey
"She has ____ hands"
A. silky smooth
B. clay pot
C. gravel
D. no
B. clay pot
Over the more than two decades of my life, what snack food have I eaten the most of?
A. Wheat Thins
B. Pringles
C. Pretzels
D. Cheez-Its
D. Cheez-Its
I might not be a gamer, but I had a childhood. What console did I play the most as a kid?
A. Gameboy Advance SP
B. Xbox
C. Wii
D. Gamecube
C. Wii
When did I start acting?
A. 5th grade
B. 6th grade
C. 7th grade
D. 8th grade
C. 7th grade, in a mystery comedy called "Mystery at Shady Acres"
For undergrad, I went to Drexel University which is located in which city?
A. Boston
B. Philadelphia
C. Los Angeles
D. Chicago
B. Philadelphia
"Those hand gestures they're doing... are they _________?!"
A. gang signs
B. deaf
C. Kung Fu hands
D. gay
A. gang signs
My favorite jelly contains which berry?
A. Elderberry
B. Strawberry
C. Raspberry
D. Blackberry
C. Raspberry
As a kid, what did I want to be when I grew up?
A. A geologist
B. A meteorologist
C. A marine biologist
D. An archeologist
B. A meteorologist (Someone who studies the weather)
I have only seen one show on Broadway. Which one did I see?
A. Hadestown
B. Book of Mormon
C. Wicked
D. The Lion King
D. The Lion King
My favorite vacation was in 2012 to which mountainous state?
A. California
B. Colorado
C. Wyoming
D. Utah
C. Wyoming (specifically Jackson Hole and Grand Tetons National Park)
"Isn't that where the ______ sits?"
A. hair cutter
B. plane flyer
C. Flibbertigibbet
D. boat worker
B. plane flyer
What is a food hot take that I will die defending?
A. Chicken has no flavor.
B. Bacon is overrated.
C. Cinnamon raisin over chocolate chip.
D. It's okay to eat lemon wedges.
C. Cinnamon raisin over chocolate chip.
My current research interests lie in studying the pathology of which microorganisms?
A. Viruses
B. Bacteria
C. Parasites
D. All of the above
A. Viruses
What role have I NOT played?
A. A husband trying to turn himself into a rock
B. An FBI agent who goes undercover to stop the launch of a nuclear weapon
C. Kurt Cobain
D. A gorilla who is terrified of tigers
A. A husband trying to turn himself into a rock
B = Gamma Ray Buffet, C = The Lightning Thief, D = Escape from the Philadelphia Zoo
The only time I have been outside of the USA was in my junior year of high school. My family and I took a trip to which Canadian city?
A. Montreal
B. Calgary
C. Toronto
D. Vancouver
C. Toronto
"I think I'm going to do a _____ for my book report."
A. Comic
B. Puppet show
C. Rap
D. Poem
C. Rap
To get me to eat vegetables when I was young, my parents would put carrots in which meat?
A. Chicken
B. Tofu
C. Veal
D. Pork
B. Tofu
I was SUPER into cryptids as a kid, especially this creature.
A. Dover Demon
B. Goatman
C. Jersey Devil
D. Flatwoods Monster
D. Flatwoods Monster
What accent have I NOT done?
A. British
B. Russian
C. Boston
D. Brooklyn
C. Boston
British (Chiron, The Lightning Thief)
Russian, naturalized (Strygal, Anon(ymous))
Brooklyn (Mr. Mackus, Anon(ymous))
What did I NOT learn about myself after taking a 23andMe test in 2018?
A. I might have Ukrainian heritage.
B. My mother's maiden name is French.
C. I am 10% Italian.
D. My great-grandmother was actually from Austria.
C. According to genetic analysis, I am only 2% Italian when I previously thought I was 25% Italian.
"POV: You are George Washington proctoring the English portion of the SAT exam. ________________________."
A. "As long as he can hold a pen"
B. "I'm in dire need of assistance"
C. "Why do you write like you're running out of time?"
D. "Pick up a pen, start writing"
D. "Pick up a pen, start writing"
What did I bite into for a Shakespeare scene in my junior year of college?
A. Apple
B. Uncooked beef
C. Onion
D. Lemon
C. Onion
I have merch of which of the following YouTube channels?
A. Hivemind
B. Wendigoon
C. Smosh
D. None of the above
A. Hivemind
I once had a class with the playwright who inspired which Sondheim musical?
A. Into the Woods
B. Assassins
C. Sweeney Todd
D. Sunday in the Park with George
B. Assassins