"Paul Rudd? He's like, the perfect man"
Who is Mr. Beatty?
A popular Japanese artist I am known for loving (I have figurines, posters, keychains, blind boxes of them)
Who is Hatsune Miku?
What is AP Literature and Composition?
Seemingly my favorite word right now (hint, it's an insult I call people ALL THE TIME)
What is a "chud"?
The day of graduation
What is May 22, 2026?
"I got one month left to prey on freshmen"
Who is Adam?
The game that the character on my phone case is from
What is Honkai: Star Rail?
2020-2021: In my opinion, my most embarrassing phase happened here
What is the DreamSMP?
My major in college (be specific)
What is Microbiology?
The most common blood type
What is O-positive?
"Why should we care about women? 'Cuz men are so hot"
Who is Jack Dillon Webb?
What is 'fishing'?
Freshman Year: My greatest math accomplishment (maybe of all time)
What is 'getting a higher score on Mr. Angelo's math final than Mr. Angelo'?
The backstory behind my first name initials (JP)
What is "a combination of my parents' names"?
The capital of Peru
What is Lima?
"You call me gay and I call you yellow we are NOT the same."
Who is MEEEE
The first game (franchise) I ever made an edit for
What is Pokemon?
Junior Year: the topic of my informative speaking speech
What is "the golden ages of art" (or the evolution of art)?
The only artist that has been on my Top 5 Artists for Spotify Wrapped every year
Who is Glass Animals?
Three
"LOOK AT THAT EFFING GYATT!"
Who is... Amsley
A 3DS game I spent $100 on in a fit of desperation in 2021-2022
What is Pokemon White 2?
Sophomore Year: My favorite type of shark (hint: inspired by a Sampard fic I became obsessed with writing)
What is a thresher shark?
The class I somehow got a B in during 6th grade
What is Art and Design? (either answer is fine)
The year that Crime and Punishment was published